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5 Facts About Mikasa Ackerman (Joke #96)

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Fact #1: Mikasa keeps her friends close and her enemies dead.

Fact #2: When Mikasa flexes, your shirt rips.

Fact #3: Mikasa doesn't give warnings, she shouldn't have to. You should already know.

Fact #4: After being constricted by an anaconda, Mikasa said, "Thanks for the hug."

Fact #5: The saying, Fear no fear, except fear itself, is just another way of saying, You better be afraid of Mikasa Ackerman.

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