Every Male in the Scout Regiment: We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the walls looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We kill the titans and protect mankind, that's right! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights! We're men, we're men in tights, Always on guard defending the people's rights. *Dance number, chorus line style* We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah! We roam around the walls looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We kill the titans and protect mankind, that's right! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights). Always on guard defending the people's rights. When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights! We're butch. *sassy muscle pose*