Levi: Come on Eren. *drags Eren onto the dance floor*
Jean/Marco: *follows them*
Levi: *thrusting*
Eren: *grinding*
Erwin: Oh, hi Levi. Have you met my new boyfriend?
Mike: Hey.
Levi: That smug bastard. *angry*
Erwin: And I take it this hot piece of ass is yours. *watches Eren* A little too young for you isn't he?
Levi: *gay rage intensifies*
Erwin: But you know- *grabs Eren* I could take him off your hands for a while if you want?
Eren: *squeal*
Levi: Keep your hands of my man, bitch! *slaps Erwin*
Erwin: Make me honey!
Levi: I'm not your honey, slut!
Erwin: Whatever. *sassy hip wiggle* Mike, you know what to do.
Lights go out. The music stop. Then, suddenly the light is blinding and the music is loud. It's a gay dance battle sweeties.
