Impressions (Joke #16)

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Hangi: I look cute and wimpy, but I will physiologically mess you up with my mind powers and blind you with my golden hair!

Levi: Easy, Arlert. And don't call him cute, it's weird.

Hangi: You're just jealous!

Levi: As if.

Hangi: *rolls eyes* Next one! TITANS! TITANS! TIIIIITAAAAANSSS!!!! I WILL SLAUGHTER EVERY TITANS IN EXSISTENCE!!! BUT NOT BEFORE I TEACH THEM HOW TO SPEAK, SO THEY CAN BEG FOR MERCY,BEFORE I KILL THEM SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!!!!!!!

Levi: Jaeger.

Hangi: Tch... I can decapitate 3 titans in a row. I can take down a 15 meter all by myself. I'm smart. NO. I'm a genius. I went from underground thug to humanity's strongest. Who needs to drink milk? I sure don't.

Levi: Shut up. I'm sick of this game.

Hangi: Noooooo!!! Please, one more!

Levi: Fine. *sips tea*

Hangi: *scrunches eyebrows together* OFFER UP YOUR BEATING HEARTS CHILDREN!

Levi: *GAG*

Hangi: Levi, ATTACK, while I stand here like a chiseled Greek god, contemplating the infinite universe within my eyebrows!!!! I will sacrifice your baby for mankind! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR SPINE IS BROKEN!!! TAKE DONT THAT TITAN FOR HUMANITY!!! I'll have you know I only have the FINEST HAIR FROM THE INTERIOR used to make my TOUPEE!!!!

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