Uzi x N Oneshots

don't do anything dumb

<Uzi's POV>

Just a few minutes ago, she was with N. Then after that, she excused herself to the bathroom (which she didn't actually use—she just needed a moment alone), and now this is where she was.

This is what I get for trying to get literally just one second alone.

Uzi backed up as she heard a creak of noise behind her. She turned and saw the disassembly drone that had been chasing her.

"What the fuck?! Bite me!"

Uzi ducked as a bullet whizzed past her head. She lost her Uranium-Powered Photon Converger a while ago, and the stupid robot was the thing standing in her way to her only weapon.

She reached a crossroads, the pathway leading either left or right.

Left is right, right is wrong.

She whirled to the left, finding herself trapped. A huge wall surrounded her on all three sides and the drone was steadily approaching, blocking any chance at escape.

Uzi turned around slowly, trying to study the enemy more closely. They were a lot like N and V, but a lot more worn down than those two. Their hair seemed shaggier and longer, and they were dressed in torn rags.

She tried to get a better look, but they swiped with their metal claws. She was forced to duck, doing a little somersault under the arm as she got up quickly.

She turned to face the drone, knowing that if she'd tried to run, she would be caught very quickly. It would be a very stupid move on her part.

She ran towards the enemy, throwing a punch at his head. It knocked it clean off, and she ran as it began to regenerate. 

She only managed to get a mile away before she heard a pair of wings. She looked up, seeing her new friend perched utop a wall. She stretched her hand out, willing her Absolute Solver to life.

Purple light grabbed debris and struck the disassembly drone, but it was no use. They just shook it off and continued towards Uzi.

She needed more ground, but that would really just be a waste. She could try to run for help, but she didn't know where the hell she was. The raygun was also a possibility, but she lost track of that a long time ago.

"And this is where I die," she muttered.

She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. She curled her hands into fists as she prepared for the worst 

Suddenly, a new rush of wings was heard. She peeked one eye open as she glanced at who might've come.

N was there, standing on the wall, shooting bullets at the target, making him topple like Humpty Dumpty, a character that she discovered while looking through human possessions. When he spotted her in good condition, he smiled. "Uzi!"

"N! How—"

She was rudely interrupted by a whistle in the air, having a bullet through her right shoulder. She yelled out in pain, instinctively grabbing it to try and soothe it.

No more good condition, I guess.

"Uzi! Get out! I'll—"

The robot trying to kill her snarled as he saw Uzi's harmed state. She backed up out of the alley, trying hard not to wince at her pain. "Okay, nice disassembly drone, you can go fuck off now—"

The drone roared as he pounced on her. She heard a shout followed by a cry.

"UZI! No, no, no... this can't be happening..."