Uzi x N Oneshots

christmas special!

<N's POV>

He stared at Uzi as she placed the weird hat on his head. It was bright red and had a fluffy white rim, as well as a little ball of white fur at the tip. "So... what is this for again?" he asked.

"Christmas," she said matter-of-factly. "A bunch of humans celebrated it."

The tip of the hat drooped to the side. "Why?"

"To celebrate the birth of someone. I think his name was Jesus. It was like a birthday to someone really important."

"Really?"

"Well, many humans celebrated it for the fun of it; not because they really cared."

"Oh. Then why did they do it if there was no point?"

"For the presents." She gestured around the room.

The dorm was decorated in lights so colorful they were beginning to blind N, and in the center of the room was a giant pine tree wrapped in lights as well, the top adorned with a golden star. At the base of the tree a circular red carpet was placed, where Uzi explained that gifts would go.

It's for the holiday spirit, Uzi had said.

A bang sounded on the door. "Open up!" a voice shouted.

Uzi laughed as she dragged N over to the door with her. She twisted the doorknob, revealing V holding two gifts-one big and one small.

"Hey, bitches," V said.

She shoved past both of them and placed the presents under the tree-right in between Uzi's and N's.

Uzi gave a small smile. "Now, do we start?"

N gave her a confused look. "Sure...?"

She grinned as she looked at the names on the presents, handing each gift to the correct person. N received a small and a big gift, the small one from V and the big one from Uzi.

"Now, you open them." Uzi said.

The two disassembly drones stared at her in confusion. "What?" N asked.

"Is there a specific way or..." V trailed off.

"Nope," Uzi said. "Just rip it open." She demonstrated with V's gift, tearing the ribbon and wrapping paper off of the box. She gasped in surprise at what she found. "V, this is so pretty!"

V had gifted Uzi a huge present, and after it was unwrapped, it revealed a metal terrarium, filled to the brim with fake grass, clouds, trees, flowers. It was beautiful.

N shifted nervously, hoping that his gift would suffice for his girlfriend of 3 years. Slowly, he unwrapped his own gifts, eyeing Uzi as she admired her own.

N opened V's gift first like Uzi did, receiving a small bouquet of flowers. V winked at him, and he understood. He went over this with her before.

He quickly ripped Uzi's gift open, finding a box full of knickknacks. A yellow-and-black flannel lay in the center along with other things, like a journal and flowers and some more.

Uzi gasped, making N turn his attention back to her. He smiled nervously, since what at he gifted her was a ring.

An engagement ring.

V lifted Uzi up to stand as N got down on one knee, calmly taking the ring from Uzi.

"Uzi," he said. "When we first met, I had the intention of killing you-"

V coughed weirdly as N glared at her. "As well as having a major crush on me."

N gave her a death glare before continuing. "I was a mindless robot that had no heart. But you," he grabbed Uzi's hand, "changed me. You turned me into someone who cared. And then I started caring for you.

"We are perfect together, or at least, that's what I think. I'll love you forever. You're cute, you're beautiful, your kind to me, you're everything I could've asked for. I can't imagine a life without you, because there is none. I promise to never leave you when you most need it and to never take you for granted. Now I ask you this...

"Will you marry me?" he asked.

There he was on one knee, asking the question that nobody thought he'd have the guts to ask. His heart beat in anticipation of what Uzi might say next. His eyes bore into her beautiful ones as he stayed there, sweating.

Uzi's purple eyes were shining like stars as she smiled wildly at N. Tears appeared on the visor as she pushed N down to the ground, tightly hugging him.

"Yes! Yes! Fuck yes!" She cried tears of joy. They fell, N grabbing the bouquet of flowers and holding them to her. He grabbed her small hand and pushed the ring on her finger. It fit perfectly, like how it felt when the two were pressed against each other. Perfect.

V cheered, giving a genuine smile. "Nuzi always wins!"

N carried her bridal style and gave her a kiss on her neck. Uzi laughed, returning the favor. He hugged her tightly, pulling her close to his chest as he cuddled the little girl in his arms.

V wiped a tear. "You two are just too cute... I can't. Why are you so adorable?"

"Shut up," Uzi said. N chuckled at her immediate reaction.

V quickly left the room with her presents, winking at the newly engaged. "Here's your time to fuck."

Their faces burned with color. "V!"

The door slammed quickly, leaving a ringing sound that resonated across the room.

N looked at Uzi and pinned her against the wall, arms above her head. "Well, sweetheart," he said, "Wanna kiss?"

Uzi giggled, leaning in. "Yes, fiancé."

He smiled as his lips were pressed against hers. "Love you."

This was how it was meant to be.

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so hi, im madi, your loyal author.

first proposal oneshot! yayy

also merry christmas :)

also! i have another book called "scared".

its from the pjo (percy jackson) fandom and takes place at the end of the titan's curse. go check it out if you have time, the thing is seriously underrated and has almost no reads. when im not spending time on this book, im over there.

...aaand a third book called "muse"!

its from the tdac (the amazing digital circus) fandom and is about the main character ( (y/n) ) thru this whole shitty love story (still working on the plot lmao)

requests?

thank you for reading this crappy book ♥️