When you match up an angsty teen robot and a murder drone, what do you get?
Some say cute moments. The rest say stupidity. Especially V.
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smut, fluff, and more
watch me lose my account again lol
Start: September 19, 2023
Finish: August 17, 2024...
so there may be (not so) light swearing in the coming chapters, as well as near-smut, actual smut, fluff, cheesiness, and more.
there are many, many things you need to know about this book (or not, you could skip the chapter and i wouldnt know). im just gonna put these down and make it easier for you 🙃
attention!
i am aware that the first few chapters suck ass and thats bc i didnt know how to write oneshots yet. i tried, but i swear, it gets better. i might edit them in the future
*i actually have edited them but not really that much to make a difference, so yes they still suck*
lowercase titles mean that the chapter was edited (it still might not be good tho)
I AM IN THE EDITING STAGE OF THIS BOOK!!! if you want to help me out, just give me a "hey madi, you did xxx". seriously, it would help a lot T-T
requests
^^yeah, the book has ended so reqs and permanently closed sry :(
🚫 hate 🚫
ive also seen hate comments, so haters, this is a very SPECIAL message for you.
first of all, can i just say that hating is bad? just dont hate on anyone, whether its on me, another author, or on someone else. at the end of the day, were just trying to enjoy ourselves in this lovely place called wattpad.
ive seen comments saying that my writing sucks and that i should just delete the book. theres a reason why im always putting "thanks for reading this crappy book" in every single one of my authors notes. i am well aware and dont need reminders, though i do appreciate them.
from now on (6/7/24), im screenshotting every hate comment i see and putting it here (12/28/24—used to be in the next authors note but the book ended sooo). im genuinely just tired of seeing people hate when they can literally just click off the book.
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bitch u made this acc yesterday ur not slick :)
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^^yes, i am trying to humiliate you. it just gets really annoying after it happens so many times. its really more of a reminder to just fuck off and please get the stick out of your ass, it looks painful and the stick is getting dirty.
people, the back button is right there, or if youre on a computer or smth, just click ctrl + w. literally not that hard.
no, im not always an angel, and if i want to be savage, then i will be savage. this is serious, hate is something thats just not funny. if you think youre getting in my head, youre wrong, because i really dont fucking care. i bet others will care when i post your hate comment abt me tho.
(again, back button or ctrl + w-those are available to me too, you know. or i could delete your comment, but i like leaving it there and laughing at it).
im trying to be as nice as i can about this, but seriously. if you dont like it, click off the fucking book. dont test me.
my page/profile
i will also be hosting polls occasionally on my account page. if you want me to make a happy or sad ending to a oneshot, what book i should make next, that kind of stuff.
^^you can also find my other books which i promote way too often and SOMETIMES i unpublish my "book ideas" story, where the title is self-explanatory.
the rest of the stuff i put on my page is just me complaining about life. feel free to ignore that.
^^or dont. doesnt matter, just do whatever you feel like doing, just no hate!
who?
feel free to address me as author or madi. if one of you says "hey madi ..." then ask/say something, 9/10 times i will respond.
^^if you want to marry me, no. if you want to do a collab, depends on which fandom
comments
i can see every single one of your comments, like all of your future mes struggling in the smut sections or saying "author wHy did you do thIS". no need to go to my page if you want to get noticed. as i said, 9/10 times i will respond if you call me in the comments because i have no life and wanna have fun 😊
conclusion
if you follow all this stuff, then youll have a great time here. feel free to do whatever is within these rules (? theyre not really rules... whatever. you know what i mean).
