Incorrect Quotes
Store Worker: Would a "Mikage Reo" please come to the front desk?
Reo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Y/n and Nagi: I believe they belong to you?
Y/n and Nagi, simultaneously: We got lost.
Reo: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Isagi: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Y/n: We were helping Jinpachi write his vows, but he kicked us out because Shidou was making inappropriate suggestions.
Shidou: How is "I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?
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Y/n: You have to apologize to Yocchan!
Rin: Fine!
Rin: Unfuck you or whatever!
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Y/n: And now for a gay update with Shidou.
Shidou: Getting gayer.
Y/n: Thank you, Shidou.
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Emma: I asked Draken out.
Y/n: Oh, I'm sorry.
Emma: Why?
Y/n: Well, I assume he said no.
Emma: No, he said yes.
Y/n: Really? Then I'm sorry for him.
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Seiko: Comparing Y/n and Ren is like comparing apples and oranges.
Ren: We're both unique in our own ways?
Seiko: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Y/n: Which one of us is the orange?
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Reo: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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*Shidou is laying on the floor with his eyes closed*
Seiko: Hey, is he sleeping or dead?
Rin: Hopefully dead, I hated him.
Seiko: Yeah, me too.
Shidou, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.
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Ren: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "A"!
Yukimiya: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Ren: Fuck you.
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Aryu, talking about Y/n: Is this a friend of yours, Rin?
Rin: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Isagi: I really like Eminem.
Y/n: I prefer skittles.
Chigiri: He is talking about the rapper.
Y/n: Why would he eat the wrapper?
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