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𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐕

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𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐕

My bed room door opened as I had put a cozy blanket over Avery's legs since it was cold in the room and wearing shorts. "Why are you- How did you-" The words just couldn't come out.

How the hell did Lavar get in my house?

"Shut the fuck up!" He shouted. "Hey! You shut the fuck up! My girlfriend is sleeping." I looked over to her on my bed to see if she was still sound asleep. "Fuck you and your girlfriend! Anyways, so we got my beautiful shoe collection." Lavar walked towards the shelf as I still stood in confusion.

"That- That's mine." I made him turn around. "Lavar? How did you get in here?" I heard Avery. She sat up, stretching her arms.

"Don't you worry about that. Anyways, so this is my sixty thousand dollar tv. I also have a custom made Supreme ps4." Lavar said.

"That's a sticker." I laughed with Avery. "But yeah. I don't know why the fuck these two are in my room. Did I even invite y'all here?" Lavar asked. "What! This is my fucking house!" I spoke out. "What do you mean?" Lavar asked. "You didn't know he moved in?" Ray asked. "We're swapping lives, You're- You're- You're-" Lavar said

"You're- My fucking ass." Avery laughed with me.

"Shut up. That's why I moved in before your ass." Lavar made her and I gasp in shock. "Anyways, you're about to live with my girl." Lavar said. "Bro, no!" I looked over to Avery in shock. "Yeah, no." She lied back down, again getting comfortable in the bed.

"I'm staying here. This is my fucking room!" Lavar said.

"No." I said with a straight face. "Both of you get the fuck out. Y'all can do your love shit in the hallway." Lavar said. "Uhh, no." I came again, staring at him.

Lavar quickly grabbed my feet, dragging me off the couch as I wiggled all over the place. "Anyways so we have this bathroom, very nice you know what I'm saying. Y'all don't gotta see any of that though, but I will be shitting in it pretty soon though!" Lavar walked out of the room. "You know what.. I'm actually gonna do that right now!"

"I'll wait for you!" Ray shouted.

Lavar began to grunt loud. "Are you beating your dick in my restroom?" I got up from my couch, Avery laughing at my voice crack towards the end of my sentence. Lavar opened the door, "So yeah. This is my room." He put his hands together.

"You can move in.. but this my fucking room. That's my tv. Those are my shoes. And that's my bathroom.. you can sleep in the closet." I offered. "But I was told by your parents that I will be moving here because they fuck with me more."

"Let's go ask them then." I made my way towards my bedroom door.

"Alright, let's go." Lavar also walked out of the
room. "He's for real taking your room, bro." Ray got my attention and I turned around. "Wait, that- that wasn't a joke?"

"You can share a room with Niles." He suggested. "Or just move in with Avery." Lavar added, continuing to walk. "Not a bad idea." I rubbed my hands together with a grin.

"So, didn't y'all tell me that I can move in here and kick Nelson out?" Lavar looked over the hallway railing, down to my parents who sat in the living room couch. "Yeah because Nelson hasn't been following rules lately. He hasn't been walking the dogs, he's been sneaking Avery in. It just goes on forever!" My mother said. "Mom, what!" I blurted with arms in the air.

"Nah, you've been sneaking Avery in! Mama Neumann, lock your windows!" Lavar pointed with raised eyebrows.

"Bro, what!" I put my hands on my head.

"Anyways, y'all heard it. I'm officially living here," Lavar continued as I had a straight face and slowly shook my head to the camera. "Umm, maybe I could talk them into letting Nelson stay here because I just don't feel comfortable with him staying with my girl. I'm sure Avery wouldn't feel comfortable either, right?" Lavar looked over to me. "Lavar?" I heard my mom ask from below.

"Yes ma'am?" He asked. "Do you know how to cook?" She asked. "Do I know how to cook?" Lavar assured and pointed to himself. "Yes. You'll have to make dinner, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday."

"I don't know how to cook!" Lavar exclaimed in a low tone to the camera.

"Yes ma'am. I know how to cook. Yes ma'am!" He turned around to the my family's office.

The office was where my brothers and I got school and projects done. The stairs leading downstairs took you to my father's desk, and a large bookshelf full of books. The arched doorway from there took you into the living room.

"Oo, I didn't show you guys my gaming set up!" Lavar walked into the office and continued, "This is my five thousand dollar gaming set up."

"Excuse me. Excuse me." I stood in his way of the little tour. Lavar hand quickly went into my bag of chips and I backed up. "What's yours is mine, we live in the same house!" Lavar threw a tantrum.

"Fine. But Avery's all mine." I pointed to him to make my statement known. Avery then walked into the room with a blanket wrapped around her body.

I lied my head on her shoulder.

"Anyways. So yeah! Hope you guys enjoyed the tour of my new house!" Lavar looked around, then back to the camera. "Wait, since the video is over, can you leave now?" Avery asked. "No absolutely not, this is my house dead ass." Lavar made her and I glance at the camera.

"But yeah guys. I'm gonna need ten thousand likes if you want Nelson to move in with my girl-" He got cut off by Avery.

"Woah, what?"

"No. That I don't know what he's talking about." I informed her as Lavar talked over me. "Let's scrap that. I'm gonna need ten thousand likes if y'all want more videos dropping. But yeah, I'll see y'all boys in the next video man, we out."

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