Discord

Return of Harmony Part One

Cheerilee: I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents friendship. Alright, my little ponies. This one represents victory.

Scootaloo: How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?

Apple Bloom: Cool, if you were actually victoryful at somethin'.

Sweetie Belle: That's not a word!

Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?

Cheerilee: Girls! Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?

Apple Bloom: It's got an eagle claw!

Scootaloo: And a lion paw!

Sweetie Belle: And a snake tail and there's a unicorn next to him!

Cheerilee: This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony and a body made up of all sorts of things. What do you suppose that represents?

Apple Bloom: Confusion!

Sweetie Belle: Evil!

Scootaloo: Chaos!

Sweetie Belle: It's not chaos, you dodo!

Scootaloo: Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos!

Sweetie Belle: Is not!

Apple Bloom: You're both wrong!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: [grunting]

[pulsating]

Cheerilee: Actually, in a way, you're all right. This statue represents discord, which means a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three have demonstrated discord so well that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it.

Group: [laughter]

Cheerilee: Now let's go, and I don't want anymore fighting.

Apple Bloom: It's confusion!

Sweetie Belle: Evil!

Scootaloo: Chaos!

[stone cracking]

Discord: [laughter]

Rainbow Dash: Come back here, you! Gotcha! Eww, what is this? Cotton candy?

[thunder rumbles]

[drip]

Rainbow Dash: Wait a second! It's not supposed to rain until tomorrow. You can't just–

[rain falling]

Rainbow Dash: You did. Hey, I didn't tell you to go anywhere!

Applejack: Rainbow Dash, what's goin' on with this rain? I mean chocolate milk? I mean chocolate milk rain?!

Rainbow Dash: There's crazy weather all over Equestria! Cloudsdale is getting soaked by a major cola storm right now! But don't worry. I'm not leaving you until I get control of Ponyville!

[popping]

Pinkie Pie: Why would you wanna stop this? [slurp]

Rarity: Ahem. I heard about your troubles, Applejack, and I came to see if there's anything I can do without getting wet. Or dirty. Or out from under my umbrella.

[wood creaking]

Applejack: Fluttershy! Do somethin'!

Fluttershy: Now, Angel, you really shouldn't– No! It's not possible! I must be seeing things!