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Wonderbolts Academy

Rarity: [sipping]

Pinkie Pie: Ooooh, I wish the mailpony would just come already! I can't wait another minute to find out if Rainbow Dash got in or not!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you're more nervous than Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: I'm not nervous at all. When I get into the Wonderbolt Academy...

Pinkie Pie: IF you get in! If you get in! Don't jinx it!

Rainbow Dash: I'm telling you, it's in the bag.

Pinkie Pie: Don't jinx it!

Applejack: She is the best flyer in Ponyville.

Rainbow Dash: In Ponyville? I'm probably the best flyer in all of Equestria. I wouldn't be surprised if they just went ahead and made me a Wonderbolt on the first day.

Messenger Pony: Got a letter here for Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: I... didn't get in.

Pinkie Pie: [gasp]

Rainbow Dash: Gotcha! Ha, you guys are so gullible. Like I wasn't gonna get in!

Pinkie Pie: I'm just sooooooooooo happy for you!

Rainbow Dash: Uh... thanks?

Pinkie Pie: [squeals]

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie? I kinda need to get going.

Pinkie Pie: Okay. I'm done!

Rainbow Dash: The sooner I get there, the sooner I get to show 'em my stuff! See you guys in a week!

Rose Light: Good luck!

Rainbow Dash: Won't need it!

[megaphone feedback]

Pinkie Pie: DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!!! [echoing] [to others] Do you think she heard me?

[Pegasi chattering in background]

Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah! This is gonna be sweet!

Spitfire: Well, lookie what we got here. Bet y'all think you're Wonderbolt material, don't ya?

All Pegasi: Yes, ma'am!

Spitfire: Think you got what it takes to be an elite flyer?

All Pegasi: Yes, ma'am!

Spitfire: Well then. Let me be the first to tell you... You don't! If you had what it took to be an elite flyer, you'd already be a Wonderbolt! Still think you're something special?

Cloudchaser: No, ma'am!

Spitfire: [to Bulk Biceps] Ya think you're hot stuff? [to Rainbow Dash] You look like you're the worst flyer in the whole academy! You'll probably quit after the first day!

Rainbow Dash: No, ma'am! I'd never quit, ma'am!

Spitfire: Ha. What about you? Bet you couldn't fly past the first flagpole without getting winded.

Lightning Dust: Try me, ma'am.

Spitfire: What's that?

Lightning Dust: Let me show you what I've got, ma'am.

Spitfire: Ah. You want a chance to prove yourself, huh?

Lightning Dust: Yes, ma'am!

Spitfire: Well then, now's your chance. Give me five hundred laps! All of you!

[Pegasi moan]

Spitfire: Now! [blows whistle]

[Pegasi cough]