Discord

Baby Cakes

Main cast: [chattering excitedly]

Applejack: Can you believe the new baby is finally here?

Twilight Sparkle: Cup Cake and Carrot Cake must be so proud!

Rarity: I wonder if it's a filly or a colt?

Pinkie Pie: I wanna see the new baby pony! I wanna see! Which one is it?!

Mr. Cake: Meet our son, Pound Cake.

Pound Cake: [yawns]

Main cast: Awwww.

Mr. Cake: ...and our daughter, Pumpkin Cake.

Pumpkin Cake: [yawns]

Main cast: Huh?

Rose Light: Two new foals for me to play with? [gasps] That's two, two, two times the fun! This is the greatest day ever! We need to celebrate your birthday, babies, 'cause you were just born today! Woo-hoo!

Nurse Redheart: Shhh. The babies are trying to sleep.

Pinkie Pie: But I was just–

Nurse Redheart: Shhh.

Rose Light: But–

Nurse Redheart: Shhh!

Pinkie Pie: [quieter] Happy happy birthday to you and you today–

[thud]

Applejack: Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a Pegasus and the other one a unicorn?

Mr. Cake: Easy. My great-great-great-great-grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great-aunt's second cousin twice removed was a Pegasus. That makes sense, right?

Rainbow Dash: Aw, yeah! Heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake there gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.

Twilight Sparkle: And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.

Rarity: Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.

Rose Light: Quick! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Which is easy, 'cause there are zero candles! You are zero years old, after all!

Nurse Redheart: Shhh!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [happy gurgling]

Pinkie Pie: Happy month-i-versary to you and you today! [very quickly] I-can't-believe-you're-already-a-month-old. Time-sure-flies-doesn't-it-wow. Seems-like-only yesterday-you-were-born. But now you're a month old today, hey!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [blowing party kazoos] [excited giggling]

Rose Light: Are you ready for your favoritest game in the whole wide world? Where's Pinkie Pie and Rose Light...? Here we are! Where's Pinkie Pie and Rose Light...? Here we are! Where's Pinkie Pie and Rose Light...? Here we are!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [laughing]

Pinkie Pie: Here we are! Here we are! Here we are! [blows raspberry]

Mrs. Cake: Everything okay in there? Who needs a diaper change?

Rose Light: Don't worry, they're fine! [sniffs] Oogh, I mean...

Mr. Cake: Oh, I got it.

[clang]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Mr. Cake: Is anypony hungry?

Pinkie Pie: Ah, no thanks. I just had a big breakfast.

Mrs. Cake: I'm on it.