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Sweet and Elite

Rarity: [gasp] Here? I get to stay here?

Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle said you were coming to Canterlot for a visit, and asked if I might accommodate you.

Opalescence: [purring]

Rose Light: Thank you so much, Princess.

Princess Celestia: You're very welcome.

Rarity: No, really. This is so nice of you.

Princess Celestia: It's nothing, really.

Rose Light: Oh, but it isn't nothing, it's everything! I, I just don't know what to say but thank you, thank you! [kiss] Thank you! [kiss] Thank you! [kiss] Thank you, thank you, thank you! [more kisses]

Princess Celestia: You are very we–

Rarity: Thank you!

Bags Valet: [pant] Your luggage, mademoiselle?

Princess Celestia: I'll leave you to get settled.

Bags Valet: Your highness.

Princess Celestia: Enjoy your stay.

Rose Light: Thank you!

Bags Valet: [straining] Where would you like me to put these?

Rarity: That's perfect.

Rose Light: Eagon, do you know what I love about Canterlot? [sip] Ahh. Everything! I may have been born in Ponyville, but I am a Canterlot pony at heart. [sip] Now, I know that we are here to pick up some fabrics for the shop, but Twilight was such a dear to get me that suite at the castle, I simply must make her something to express my gratitude. Hmm... ooh! An outfit for her birthday party this weekend! Perfect! Don't you just love it here, Eagon? [sip]

Jet Set: Please excuse our interruption. I'm Jet Set, and this is my wife Upper Crust. We saw you from across the cafe and just had to find out...

Upper Crust: ...Where did you get that simply marvelous chapeau?

Rarity: Oh, this old thing? Oh, it's just something I–

Hayseed Turnip Truck: Rarity and Rose Light! Hey, Rarity and Rose Light! Whoo! It's me, Hayseed Turnip Truck! We met at the big hoedown in Ponyville last fall?

Rose Light: Oh, yes, of course... how are you?

Hayseed Turnip Truck: Good! Real good!

[crash]

Jet Set and Upper Crust: Hmm...

Jet Set: You're from... Ponyville?

Rarity: Well, yeah, yes, but–

Hayseed Turnip Truck: She sure is! She's a real big-time fancy pants dressmaker there! Probably made that real purty thing she's got on her head and Rose Light is her friend!

Upper Crust: I thought it looked a little country.

Jet Set: I told you it wasn't something you could get here in Canterlot, dear.

Jet Set and Upper Crust: Hmph!

Hayseed Turnip Truck: Well, they seemed real nice.

Rose Light: [disappointed sigh]

Rarity: "Looked a little country". "Not something you can get in Canterlot". I'll show you something worthy of Canterlot!

Rose Light: [panting] I have to get started right away. This new design is very ambitious, and I've already written to Twilight to let her know she'll have something beyond fabulous to wear to her party. [gasps] Fancy Pants!