[mailbox opening]
[door closing]
Spike: Mail's here!
Twilight Sparkle: Please be a yes, please be a yes, please be a yes... Yes! She can make it, she can make it!
Spike: Going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing that Princess Cadance and Princess Moonstone Dream said they can come this weekend!
Rose Light: I'm finally gonna get to spend some quality time with my sister-in-law! This is the best news ever!
[knocking on door]
Fluttershy: Um, so sorry for barging in like this... but I'm so excited, I just couldn't wait to tell somepony! The Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures have given me permission to observe the rarest, tiniest, most adorable magical creatures in all of Equestria – the Breezies!
Twilight Sparkle: Wow, Fluttershy, that's fantastic!
Fluttershy: Oh, it's not just fantastic; it just might be the best news ever!
[crash]
Pinkie Pie: I just got the most incredible mail anypony's ever received in all of recorded pony postal history! It's a flyer about a one-day sale on used patio furniture! Aah! Could this day get any better? Woo-hoo!
[train engine hissing]
Rarity: Here's a wrap, in case it gets cold.
Applejack: And I packed you a basket of nice fresh apples in case you get hungry.
Rose Light: Have a great time!
Fluttershy: Oh, I will. And I hope you have fun with Cadance and Moonstone Dream.
[train whistle blowing]
Conductor: All aboard!
[door closes]
[train engine noises]
Fluttershy: Goodbye! Goodbye, everypony!
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy! I'll never forget youuuuuuu! [beat] Ooh, something floaty! La-la-la-la-la!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm a bit nervous about Cadance's and Moonstone Dream's visit!
Applejack: What could you be nervous about, Twilight and Rose? Cadance and Moonstone Dream just love you to pieces!
Rose Light: I know, but I really want her visit to go without a hitch!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, why wouldn't it?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, the last three times we've seen each other haven't exactly been worry-free.
Rarity: The fate of Equestria has hung in the balance during most of your visits with her.
Rose Light: Exactly. Cadance, Moonstone Dream Twi and I haven't really had a chance to just enjoy being friends again. Which is why it is so important that this visit be about the four of us having some real quality time together.
Applejack: I'm guessin' you've got a plan that'll keep it that way.
Twilight Sparkle: The timing couldn't be more perfect. For one day only, right here in Ponyville, the Star Swirl the Bearded Traveling Museum! Cadance, Moonstone Dream, Rose and I can spend the whole day looking at Star Swirl the Bearded artifacts!
Rarity: Sounds like a perfect drama-free way to spend the day with Cadance and Moonstone Dream.
Rose Light: Not counting the drama surrounding which of the bells from his cloak they've chosen to put on display. Spoiler alert: it's this one!

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Discord
FanfictionThe spirit of chaos and disharmony known as Discord and his wife, Rose Light, escape from their stone imprisonment following an argument between the Cutie Mark Crusaders to which Princess Celestia summons Twilight and her friends to use the Elements...