Discord

The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows

Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so myself.

Mrs. Cake: Pinkie, would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.

Pumpkin Cake: [squeals]

Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.

Mrs. Cake: Thanks, dear!

[zip]

[thud]

Pinkie Pie: Two babies?! Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are having a baby and Grape Luck and Princess Moonstone Dream are also having a baby?! [squeals] This is the best news ever! I can't wait to tell Twilight and Rose!

Mrs. Cake: Oh, em, Pinkie, uh... [whispers] it's a top secret surprise.

Mrs. Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [prolonged shushing]

[door closes]

Pinkie Pie: A top secret surprise?! That means I have to keep the exciting news... [gulps] ...to myself! Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight and Rose or anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right, Gummy?

Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]

Pinkie Pie: Did you take that from Pound Cake again? Don't you know it's wrong to steal from a baby?

Rarity: What's all this about a baby?

Pinkie Pie: What? Who? What? Who said something about a baby?!

Rarity: You did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were you talking about?

[pop]

Pinkie Pie: [sucking on pacifier]

Twilight Sparkle: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell you all the wonderful news! Somepony special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!

[main cast chattering]

Rose Light: It's...

Pinkie Pie and Rose Light: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance and Grape Luck and Princess Moonstone Dream!

[beat]

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, and they're coming—

Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: Tomorrow!

[beat]

Rose Light: Yes, on the—

Pinkie Pie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]

Twilight Sparkle: Yes.

Pinkie Pie: Annnnnd?

Rose Light: And that's it.

Pinkie Pie: Oh.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, how did you know all that?

Pinkie Pie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?

[stretching noise]

Rainbow Dash: So, you said you needed our help with something?

Twilight Sparkle: Follow me.