Discord

Dragon Quest

[digging sounds]

Twilight Sparkle: C'mon, Fluttershy, it'll be fun!

Fluttershy: There's nothing fun about dragons! Scary, yes! Fun, no!

Rose Light: But Fluttershy, the great dragon migration happens only once in a generation! Do you really wanna pass up a chance like that?

Fluttershy: Now that you put it that way, yes!

Twilight Sparkle: Aw, Fluttershy, we just don't want you to miss out.

Fluttershy: Miss out on what? Dragons? Big, scaly, fire-breathing dragons?

Rose Light: Well... yeah!

Fluttershy: Thanks, but... no thanks!

Rainbow Dash: Look, Fluttershy, I watched that boring butterfly migration with you, so now it's your turn to watch the dragon migration with me! You owe me!

Fluttershy: I... said... no!

Rainbow Dash: Yeaagh! Ugh!

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]

Fluttershy: [high-pitched growling] [whimpers]

Rainbow Dash: Okay, I guess I'll let you off the hook this time.

Rose Light: [hushed] I don't see any dragons.

Applejack: [hushed] Me neither.

Pinkie Pie: Me neither neither.

Rainbow Dash: Shoot! You don't think we missed them, do you?

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, I don't think so. We're just a little early, and I'm glad we are. This way, we can watch every moment of the migration without bringing any unwanted attention to ourselves!

Rarity: Yoo-hoo! Well?

[squeaking]

[party horns]

Rarity: What do you think? Am I the toast of the trench or what?

Applejack: [hushed] You'll be toast alright, when the dragons see you parading around in that getup.

Rose Light: [hushed] You look very nice, Rarity, but could you maybe look nice down here in the trench with us?

Rarity: Nice is an understatement. I look fabulous! Who says camouflage has to be drab?

Pinkie Pie: [hushed] Ahoy, maties! Dragons ho!

Main cast: Oooh... ahhhh!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow, amazing!

Rainbow Dash: Pfft, pretty lame move. Is that all they've got?

[dragon roaring]

Applejack: [hushed] What do ya think of that 'move', Rainbow Dash? Still think they're lame?

Rainbow Dash: [hushed] Uh, not so much. The word 'fierce' comes to mind.

Rarity: [hushed] And 'formidable'.

Pinkie Pie: [hushed] And 'super-duper scary'!

Spike: Yeah. Us dragons are definitely a force to be reckoned with.

Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Yeah, right, Spike. That's one of the scariest aprons I've ever seen!

Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: [laughing]

Spike: What's wrong with wearing an apron? You won't be laughing when you spill blueberries all over your scales— feathers. That's one tough stain!

Rainbow Dash: One tough stain against one lame dragon. [laughs]