Discord

What About Discord?

Spike: [sighs] Didn't we just shelve all the books in the library a few months ago?

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but that was because we needed to! This is just because I want to! I call it my "book-sort-cation"! Three uninterrupted days of reorganizing books. Can you think of anything more relaxing?

Spike: Well, claw massages, back rubs, bubble baths... You weren't really looking for an answer, were you?

Rose Light: I've even devised a better system for organizing them. It decreases the amount of time it takes to find a book you're looking for by nearly three quarters of a second!

Spike: [flatly] Whoa. That much?

Twilight Sparkle: Look at them all. Why, there must be at least twenty thousand books to organize!

Owlowiscious: [hoots]

Rose Light: Best long weekend ever! I'm sure we can make some time for a claw massage and a back rub too.

Spike: Yes! Best long weekend ever!

[door opens]

Twilight Sparkle: [exhales]

Spike: Whoa! That strange yellow orb in the sky! What is that?

Rose Light: Alright, alright, so it's been a little while since we've seen the sun.

Spike: A little while? We've been in that library for three straight days!

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but they were three very productive days! Even if you did take that two-hour claw massage break.

Spike: Hey, you promise a claw massage, I'm getting a claw massage.

Rose Light: It's not like we missed anything.

[crash]

Rainbow Dash and Discord: Hello, Twilight and Rose! Hi, Spike!

Twilight Sparkle: Hi, Rainbow Dash. Good to see you, Discord.

Spike: Did you rehearse before you found us?

Rainbow Dash and Discord: What makes you think we practiced?

Rose Light: Come on, Rainbow Dash. What's going on here?

Rainbow Dash: [laughing] Sorry. Me and Discord are just messin' around. Like we do.

Twilight Sparkle: Since when?

Discord: Oh, Twilight and Rosie. We simply had a momentous time together these past three days. You could say it was... "hiss-terical"! [laughs]

Rainbow Dash: [laughing] Sneaky snake!

Discord: [laughing] Just snaking around!

Rainbow Dash: Good one, Discord! [laughing]

Rose Light: It is?

Rainbow Dash: Kind of an inside joke from this weekend. You wouldn't really get it unless you were there.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Okay.

Rainbow Dash: Cool. Well, uh, catch you later, Twilight and Rose!

Discord: [laughing] Catch you later, Twilight and Rosie.

[whirling]

[magic zap]

Rose Light: That was strange, right? Since when have Rainbow Dash and Discord had inside jokes?

Spike: Since sometime in the last three days, I guess.

Twilight Sparkle: Hey! Nopony made you join me on my book-sort-cation.