Discord

Return of Harmony Part Two

Discord: [laughter]

Pinkie Pie: And what are you laughing at!?

Rose: Oh, you ponies are just the most fun I've had in eons.

Pinkie Pie: Well, quit it! You'd better think before you laugh at the Pink...ie Pie!

Fluttershy: Oh, yeah? Well ha, ha.

Pinkie Pie: Quit it!

Fluttershy: No. Ha, ha.

Pinkie Pie: Quit it!

Fluttershy: No. Ha ha-ha ha ha.

Applejack: Uh... Rarity? This here diamond of yours? Twilight said we should split it six ways since we, uh, found it together.

Rarity: HI-YAH! Try it, punk. He's mine. All mine! Ya! Ya! Ya!

Twilight Sparkle: Girls, why are you all acting like this?

Pinkie Pie: Quit it! Stop it!

Twilight Sparkle: We need to stick together.

Fluttershy: Ha, ha.

Discord: [laughter] It's just too entertaining.

Twilight Sparkle: Stop it, Discord and Rose. You two are not playing fair.

Rose: I'm not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Rose, element of chaos and he's Discord spirit of disharmony. Hello?

Twilight Sparkle: How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?

Discord: Oh, wait, did you...? [laughter] How funny! You thought the Elements were in the labyrinth?

Flashback Rose: Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began.

Discord: I never said they were in the labyrinth.

Twilight Sparkle: But...but...

Rose: Keep trying, Twilight Sparkle. [mockingly] Maybe the magic of friendship can help you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak.

[thunder]

[falling rain]

Pinkie Pie: Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!

Twilight Sparkle: [grunt] Think, Twilight, think! "Find the Elements back where you began." Back where you began.

Rarity: Don't touch my gem!

Fluttershy: I'm touching your gem, Rarity. Ha, ha.

Pinkie Pie: What 'chu laughin' at?

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh. I just want to go home... Wait a minute... Home! "Back where you began!" The Elements must be in... Ponyville! Come on, girls. I'm certain this is what Discord's and Rose's riddle really meant. If we get back to the library, I have a book that I just know can give us a clue. Ah!

Fluttershy: Good boy, Angel. Mama's so proud.

Applejack: Wow, I can see so much better now. Whoa! I meant to do that.

Twilight Sparkle: Wah! Ahh! Whoa! Discord's and Rose's turned our dirt roads into soap!

Discord: Beautiful, isn't it? This is the new and improved Ponyville, and these are only my first of changes.

Pinkie Pie: This may look like fun, but it's not.

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh.

Rose: Picture it. The chaos capital of the world.