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Pinkie Apple Pie

Pinkie Pie: Whatcha doin'?

Twilight Sparkle: Aaagh!

Pinkie Pie: "Aaagh" yourself! But that doesn't answer my question, silly. [giggles]

Rose Light: Just some genealogical research.

Pinkie Pie: Ohhh. [whispering] I don't know what that is.

Spike: Genealogy is the study of family history. Y'know, where ponies come from and who they're related to.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh, fascinating.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe you should pick one from the... top?

Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh... Interesting... I see... Hmm, that makes sense... Not much of a surprise there... WHAT?!? This is the most amazing thing ever! Why didn't you tell me how amazing this is?! Genealogy is better than cotton candy on top of a fountain of chocolate! [thud] You'll never believe who it says I'm related to!

[knocking]

Pinkie Pie: Hey, cousin!

Applejack: This is just so excitin', I can hardly believe it!

Pinkie Pie: I know! Isn't it the best?

Apple Bloom: I have another sister! I have another sister!

Pinkie Pie: Well, you actually have a fourth cousin twice removed by a fifth cousin, but that's like exactly like a sister!

Applejack: I'd try to tone it down a little around non-family members, because I don't want to make them jealous, but...

Coconut Harvest: This is the best news ever!

[sproing]

Applejack: It really is. You are gonna love bein' an Apple. I mean, you've got the playful one...

[boing, thud, boing]

Pinkie Pie: [clapping]

Applejack: The strong one...

Big Mac: Eeyup.

[splat]

Applejack: And of course, there's Granny Smith, who knows everythin' about everythin'!

Granny Smith: A Ponyville snail can hibernate for up to forty-eight moons!

Pinkie Pie: Who knew?

Applejack: And then there's me. [sniffs, exhales] Do you smell that sweet apple air, Pinkie Pie?

Pinkie Pie: [sniffs]

Applejack: That was rhetorical. Of course you smell it. You're an Apple now!

Apple Bloom: And Applejack is the one responsible for it!

Applejack: Aw, Apple Bloom, that is sweet, but--

Coconut Harvest: It's true! I mean she keeps them all organized and on schedule and does her own part on top of it all!

Big Mac and Granny Smith: Mm-hmm.

Pinkie Pie: I was already super happy as a Pie! And now I get to be a part of this amazing family too?

Apple Bloom: It's even more amazin' now that you're in it! [rhythmically] We're family, we're family, you an' me are family!

Pinkie Pie: Best family twirl everrrrrrr!

[crash]

Applejack: Huh, I just can't believe we've never heard anythin' about this before! Hmm...

Apple Bloom: What's wrong, sis?