Pinkie Pie: I love it when Princess Celestia comes to Ponyville! I got my hooves shined just like Rarity for the occasion. Ya like?
Rarity: I certainly do!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm surprised she's not here yet.
Spike: [sighs] I wonder what's taking so long?
Twilight Sparkle: And where are Applejack, Rose Light and Fluttershy?
Rarity: Fluttershy's and Rose Light's detained helping Applejack with a mishap at Sweet Apple Acres. They'll be along.
Spike: But, I still don't get why the Princess would be so late.
Twilight Sparkle: She's bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.
Rainbow Dash: A visitor who's important and slow.
Rarity: Maybe it's somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.
Spike: [gasp] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, right. That's Discord.
Rarity: Why in the wide, wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?
Spike: M-m-maybe you should ask... her!
Rarity: Huh?
Twilight Sparkle: With all due respect, Princess Celestia, how could you bring Discord here?! [clears throat] Your majesty.
Princess Celestia: I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.
Rainbow Dash: If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"...
Rarity: ...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...
Pinkie Pie: And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!
Princess Celestia: Yes, I understand. But I have use for Discord's magic if it can be reformed to serve good instead of evil. This is why I've brought Discord here, because I believe that you are the ponies who can help him do just that.
Spike: This will never work! This is a disaster! How will we ever control him?! We're doomed!
Princess Celestia: Need I remind you that you are the ponies who turned him back into stone like this in the first place?
Twilight Sparkle: I suppose we can just use the Elements of Harmony against him again if it gets out of hand.
Spike: Uh, w-w-we probably need a volunteer to run away from here right away to get them. I'll do it!
Princess Celestia: No need, Spike. I have them right here, and I've cast a spell so Discord can't take them and hide them again. Now where are Fluttershy and Rose Light? I believe they may know best how to begin reforming Discord.
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy and Rose Light? Really?
[beaver chittering]
Applejack: What's he goin' on about now?
Fluttershy: Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.
Applejack: Well, it's about time. My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear 'em gargle!
[beaver loudly complaining]
Rose Light: But he says first you'll have to apologize for calling him "a nuisance".
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Discord
أدب الهواةThe spirit of chaos and disharmony known as Discord and his wife, Rose Light, escape from their stone imprisonment following an argument between the Cutie Mark Crusaders to which Princess Celestia summons Twilight and her friends to use the Elements...
