Discord

Keep Calm and Flutter On With Rose

Pinkie Pie: I love it when Princess Celestia comes to Ponyville! I got my hooves shined just like Rarity for the occasion. Ya like?

Rarity: I certainly do!

Twilight Sparkle: I'm surprised she's not here yet.

Spike: [sighs] I wonder what's taking so long?

Twilight Sparkle: And where are Applejack, Rose Light and Fluttershy?

Rarity: Fluttershy's and Rose Light's detained helping Applejack with a mishap at Sweet Apple Acres. They'll be along.

Spike: But, I still don't get why the Princess would be so late.

Twilight Sparkle: She's bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.

Rainbow Dash: A visitor who's important and slow.

Rarity: Maybe it's somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.

Spike: [gasp] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, right. That's Discord.

Rarity: Why in the wide, wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?

Spike: M-m-maybe you should ask... her!

Rarity: Huh?

Twilight Sparkle: With all due respect, Princess Celestia, how could you bring Discord here?! [clears throat] Your majesty.

Princess Celestia: I'm fully aware that the last time Discord was here, he created serious havoc.

Rainbow Dash: If by "serious havoc" you mean "turning Ponyville into the chaos capital of the world"...

Rarity: ...and tricking us all into being the opposite of our true selves...

Pinkie Pie: And making yummy delicious chocolate milk rain all over the place without a single dollop of whipped cream to go with it anywhere in sight! Not a single dollop!

Princess Celestia: Yes, I understand. But I have use for Discord's magic if it can be reformed to serve good instead of evil. This is why I've brought Discord here, because I believe that you are the ponies who can help him do just that.

Spike: This will never work! This is a disaster! How will we ever control him?! We're doomed!

Princess Celestia: Need I remind you that you are the ponies who turned him back into stone like this in the first place?

Twilight Sparkle: I suppose we can just use the Elements of Harmony against him again if it gets out of hand.

Spike: Uh, w-w-we probably need a volunteer to run away from here right away to get them. I'll do it!

Princess Celestia: No need, Spike. I have them right here, and I've cast a spell so Discord can't take them and hide them again. Now where are Fluttershy and Rose Light? I believe they may know best how to begin reforming Discord.

Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy and Rose Light? Really?

[beaver chittering]

Applejack: What's he goin' on about now?

Fluttershy: Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.

Applejack: Well, it's about time. My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear 'em gargle!

[beaver loudly complaining]

Rose Light: But he says first you'll have to apologize for calling him "a nuisance".