Apple Bloom: Okay, Crusaders! Back to the business of earnin' our cutie marks! Any suggestions?
Scootaloo: No, we've tried everything!
Sweetie Belle: We've run out of ideas.
Coconut Harvest: Are you kiddin' me, Crusaders? We can do better than that!
Apple Bloom: We've been searchin' for our cutie marks for a while now, tryin' to find out how we fit in. So many ways we've tried before. But we keep on tryin' more.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: 'Cause the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't give in. We'll make our mark, one way or another. We'll make our mark, on the day that we discover the ultimate reward of our cutie marks!
Coconut Harvest: Now, that's more like it!
Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! Help!
Apple Bloom: What's wrong, Pipsqueak?
Pipsqueak: I'm running for student pony president, I was hoping you three would be my campaign managers!
Coconut Harvest: We've never tried gettin' our cutie marks in campaign managin'! What do ya say, Crusaders?
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Yeah! Hoof!
Apple Bloom: [loudly] So, Pip, how would you help the school if you were elected student pony president?
Pipsqueak: Our playground equipment took quite a beating during Twilight's and Rose's battle with Tirek!
[snap, thump]
Pipsqueak: If I'm voted in as student pony president, I'll go to the school board and right this wrong!
[foals cheering]
Diamond Tiara: Well, I think that's a ridiculous waste of money! It's just like when Twist proposed to repair the window that Discord destroyed! She just wanted to repair it like a plain old schoolhouse window. But you all know voting for me was the best choice because I convinced the school board to give that window visual appeal!
Coconut Harvest: 'Course, it doesn't hurt that her mother Spoiled Rich is president of the school board.
Silver Spoon: Exactly! Which is why when Diamond Tiara is voted student pony president, the school will be putting a statue of her in the center of our schoolyard!
Diamond Tiara: [through gritted teeth] Silver Spoon! That was my big announcement for when I won!
Silver Spoon: I was only trying to help.
Diamond Tiara: [through gritted teeth] I don't need that kind of help!
Apple Bloom: Haven't we all had enough of Diamond Tiara?
Scootaloo: Do we really need a big statue of her?
Sweetie Belle: Especially where our playground equipment should be?
[foals shocked whispering]
Pipsqueak: A vote for Pip is a vote for the playground!
Diamond Tiara: A vote for Diamond Tiara is a vote for more Diamond Tiara!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: It's time to make a change, this is our chance, don't be afraid to do what's right, he's it! Vote for Pip! We got an opportunity to have fun again. A vote for Pip, and you can join the fight. It's time for a new leader, it's time to make a change, we're here to fight for what we believe. (Vote for Pip!) It's finally time we beat her and play a better game 'cause when we vote together there's nothing that we can't achieve.
Diamond Tiara: I don't believe what I am hearing, I'm the only one you should be cheering, Pipsqueak? Try "Pip's weak!" Don't you think? But a diamond is perfection, it's natural selection, so your vote better be for me, not the weakest link
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Discord
Hayran KurguThe spirit of chaos and disharmony known as Discord and his wife, Rose Light, escape from their stone imprisonment following an argument between the Cutie Mark Crusaders to which Princess Celestia summons Twilight and her friends to use the Elements...
