Discord

Magical Mystery Cure

Twilight Sparkle: Morning in Ponyville shimmers, morning in Ponyville shines and I know for absolute certain that everything is certainly fine. There's the Mayor en route to her office, there's the sofa clerk selling some quills.

Davenport: Morning, kid!

Rose Light: My Ponyville is so gentle and still, can things ever go wrong? I don't think that they will. Morning in Ponyville shimmers, morning in Ponyville shines and I know for absolute certain that everything is certainly—.

[splash]

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, that's not funny!

Rarity: Terribly sorry, darling. I'm afraid I'm... I'm not good with the thundery ones.

Rose Light: [gasp] Something tells me everything is not going to be fine.

Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing? What happened to your cutie mark?

Rarity: Whatever do you mean, Twilight and Rose? I'm simply doing what I've done since the day it first appeared. Does my sky look fabulous or what?

[ponies complaining]

Rarity: Too last season?

Rose Light: Where is Rainbow Dash? Why isn't she handling this?

Spike: [yawns] I still don't know what you had to wake me up for. I love sleeping in the rain.

Twilight Sparkle: It's not about the weather, Spike. Rarity had Rainbow Dash's cutie mark and said this was Rainbow Dash's cottage. Something strange is going on... [knocks]

[animal noises]

Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys.

Rose Light: Rainbow Dash! Why is Rarity doing your job?

[crash]

Twilight Sparkle: And what in Equestria is going on in... here?

Rainbow Dash: These animals don't listen, no, not one little bit, they run around out of control and throw their hissy fits.

[cat hissing]

Rainbow Dash: It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see it's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

Fluttershy: [blows balloon] I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face, but no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace.

[blows party horn]

[laughter]

Fluttershy: I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see it's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

Pinkie Pie: I don't care much for pickin' fruit and plowin' fields ain't such a hoot, no matter what I try, I cannot fix this busted water chute! I've got so many chores to do, it's no fun being me. But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

Applejack: Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a dress, I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress, could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix this mess? My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is tellin' me.

Rarity: I'm in love with weather patterns, but the others have concerns for I just gave them frostbite over top of their sunburns. I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash: It's got to be.

Fluttershy: It's got to be.

Pinkie Pie: My destiny.

Applejack: My destiny.

Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy: And it's what my cutie mark.

Pinkie Pie and Applejack: It's what my cutie mark.