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MMMystery on the Friendship Express

Pinkie Pie: Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. You've really outdone yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. This is sure to be the winning entry of this year's national dessert competition!

Mrs. Cake: Oh, thank you, Pinkie!

Mr. Cake: And thanks for transporting it all the way to Canterlot for us.

Pinkie Pie: Absolutely! It's my honor and I–

Applejack: Uh, beg pardon, but could we maybe move things along? This here cake's a mite heavy. Right, Big Mac?

Big Mac: [grunts] Eeyup...!

Pinkie Pie: Alrighty then, Big Mac! To the train depot! That's it, Big Mac, nice and slow. This is precious cargo you're carrying.

Mr. Cake: Yes, it took months of planning and testing.

Mrs. Cake: I would hate for it to–

Big Mac: [grunts]

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake: Fall!

Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, a little pegassistance? I'll get it there safely, you'll see!

Mrs. Cake: Ahahah, oh... of course, Pinkie.

Mr. Cake: We never doubted you.

Pinkie Pie: Twilight and Rose, can I see you a second? A nice protective spell as extra insurance. [laughs] Better safe than sorry. AJ, Rarity, one last thing?

Pinkie Pie: All right, everypony, we're in the home stretch here.

Mr. Cake: [wheezing]

Pinkie Pie: See, Mr. and Mrs. Cake? I got it here without a hitch! Now all we have to do is get it... in?

[squeaking]

[banging]

Pinkie Pie: [sigh] Thank you all for helping me get the cake safely on the dessert car.

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you for inviting us all to go with you to Canterlot for the National Dessert Competition.

Rarity: I'm sure the festivities will be just lovely.

Applejack: Phooey on the festivities! I can't wait to try all those tasty treats!

[slap]

Pinkie Pie: Well, the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich creamy goodness of the marzipan, combined with the tart tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth, silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM".

Rest of main cast: MMMM.

Pinkie Pie: Exactly. It's the most delicious delectable delightful de-lovely cake in Equestria, and it's sure to win first prize.

Gustave le Grand: Zis is not so, for I, Gustave le Grand, do challenge your crude cake to a duel of delectable delicacies against my...

Main cast: [gasp]

Gustave le Grand: ...exceptionally Exquisite Éclairs! They will undoubtedly strike down all ze competition, winning first prize and crowning me le champion.

Donut Joe: Not a chance, le Grand.

Rose Light: Donut Joe! What are you doing in Ponyville?

Donut Joe: Picking up the final all-important ingredient for my contest entry, Donutopia! And with these super-sprinkles, my donuts are going to dunk all the other lousy desserts, steal first prize, and make my donut shop famous forever! [laughs]