A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with this chapter.
Scene opens on Loona alone in the office reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP". Verosika is on the front cover, with a quote from an interview with her saying "Adorkable guys are the best in bed".
Loona's phone chimes with a text from you saying that the job is done. She traces a pattern in the Grimoire and a portal opens. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie pops out of the tree revving a chainsaw with a psychotic smile.
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
You walk through posing dramatically while holding a severed Lumberjack head.
Y/N: "Alas, poor Yorick". He was an asshole.
Loona: (lovingly) Dork.
You blush and toss the severed head over your shoulder.
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
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A/N: Crab Millie doesn't exist, she can't hurt you! Crab Millie doesn't exist, she can't hurt you! Crab Millie doesn't exist, she can't hurt you! (looks at picture) Oh GOD!
Millie:*yells* I'm still so jazzed up!
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Y/N: You've only been married for a year?!
Millie: (starry-eyed)*gasps*Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. While this is going on, Verosika enters with Tex and Roxy.
Verosika: Hey, babe. (kisses you roughly) Got plans tonight?
Y/N: (flustered) N-not really.
Verosika: Great, 'cause I'm performing at Ozzie's tonight and managed to snag everyone invites.
