A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
Scene opens with all of you in IMP's van being forced to endure Blitzo's singing.
Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. You are shown pretending to be asleep. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while rolls down her window and Millie smiles.
Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitzo:Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzo:Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!
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Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.
Blitzo: ...three rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.
