A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
Episode opens on Vaggie waking up in bed, realizing that Charlie isn't there.
Vaggie: Charlie?
Cut to everyone else downstairs. Charlie is panicking and looking over papers on a conspiracy board with bloodshot eyes, muttering to herself.
Husk is holding a mug that says "Fuck Mondays".
You are holding a mug that says "Submissive & Breedable".
Charlie: I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- (gasp) I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- (gasp)
Angel: Yikes.
Y/N: She's been like this for at least half an hour.
Charlie: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!.
Vaggie: Charlie?... Sweetie? You, uh, you good?
Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in the sclera.
Charlie: Nope, no! Not really! Haha! I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working.[Crushes paper with hand] We've done trust falls. We've tried sharing our feelings. We got a human to join us. We only have a little over a month before the Angels come- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Charlie: And at this rate...
Vaggie: Maybe it's time-
Charlie: NO.
Vaggie: to ask-
Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately.
Charlie: DON'T SAY IT.
Vaggie: Your dad.
Charlie slumps on the couch and groans.
Vaggie: Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.
Charlie: He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"- (gasp) Wait. That's it!
Y/N: Kill everyone? That didn't really work when I tried it with Valentino.
Charlie: No, he could get me a meeting with Heaven!
Y/N: Didn't you already try that?
Charlie: Yeah, with Adam, he was an asshole. But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top! There's sure to be some angels that would listen!
