St. Patrick's Day

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A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Scene opens with you with Loona in IMP's office. She hugs you from behind and presses her snoot against your cheek when a group of people walk into the office.

Fazio

Fazio

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Loretta

Loretta

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Mitch

Mitch

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Loona: (bored and annoyed) Ugh, welcome to IMP. Who do you want killed?

Fazio: It's not *who* we want killed. It's *what*.

Y/N: And uh, what exactly do you want killed?

Mitch: Some little shit who won't stop rhyming and has some of the most obnoxious jokes this side of the living realm. 

Y/N: You're gonna have to be more specific.

Loretta: Oh, just tell them; we need you to kill a fucking Leprechaun! 

Y/N: ...Say what now?

Fazio: A Leprechaun! That annoying little fucker killed all of us, and now we want you to kill him!

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