"Bananas, am I right?"
y/n turned to look at Lauren, who had just entered the room, with Izzy at her side. Those two were very strange and probably shouldn't be friends. Or secret agents. Or anything.
"I actually prefer apples. And I absolutely agree, y/n," Izzy said as she sat down.
"Wait, how'd you do that?"
"It's a perk that comes with mind control."
"We love to see it." Lauren spoke up and did a little dance.
"Lauren! NO!" At least five agents in the room yelled.
"There was no need," Lauren said with a slash motion across her throat. "But anyways, bananas."
"I like banana bread," Izzy said.
Just then, Lauren began to hiccup. She hiccuped once and continued to talk. This was very confusing to y/n. When people normally hiccup, they tend to hiccup for at least five minutes.
"It's kinda a side effect, y/n. Because of her Grooviness™️, she hiccups a lot," Izzy read her mind.
"I don't like that you can do that...,'' y/n trailed off
"Yeah no one does." Izzy stood up, laughed, and left the room.
"Is she normally like that?"
"Haha, yeah, she's pretty groovy."
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All Warfare is Based on Deception
HumorOriginally written in 2020, I realized how funny 14 year old me was. In doing this, I decided as I'm graduating, I needed to continue to legacy of my younger self, and post whatever this is. Yes, its all a joke, but god did I have an idea.
