Bad things tend to happen around Izzy and Lauren, that is a no brainer. Those two just can't go minutes without chaos starting to brew. So, when Alex became so angry that the Strong Lizard wanted the two girls back, it only made sense for Lauren to protest what Alex said.
"I need them! Before Chowder died, he knew what was going to happen! He told me to get Lauren back!" Alex glared at the group.
"You knew my dad?!" Lauren asked.
"I worked with your dad. He was my boss, you don't remember me, Lauren? I was the only person that would ever talk to you because everyone found you weird. And they were right, you were."
"When I left the Bad Guys™, I left for good. I can't believe you would try to get me to come back! Not only me, but Izzy too!"
"What are you going to do? Fight me?"
"Might as well."
Lauren began to groove, boogie if you will. She knew that there was no one that could ever resist the groove. Because the groove affects everyone, only Lauren was able to take Spider Alex on. She soon stopped because she needed to give everyone else a fair chance to fight.
Izzy did a little bit of what she does. You know, turn blue, shake, and then mind control. She opened up her jar full of bees, and she told them to go and bother Spider Alex. Her bees listened to her, and they attacked the evil lady.
Lauren and Izzy soon became bored and sat back down under their tree. At this point, the group was used to these two becoming bored after a while, so they knew that the rest of them would just have to fight. It was just another thing that the agency was used when it came to the two idiots.
Lauren was dancing in her spot when the ground began to shake. 'Well this is normal,' was the two idiots' thoughts, but it was not normal, not at all. Normally, the ground shouldn't shake but who cares.
A very pale person rose from the ground, and they scared the daylights out of Izzy. They scared Izzy so much, she almost took her jar of bees back out. After Izzy calmed down she looked at Lauren and said, "You're a witch!"
"I'm a necrodancer!" Lauren kept dancing to revive those squirrels.
"Oh!" Izzy paused to look at the very pale human, "Why were you under the ground?"
"Um, I was dead? Now I'm not?" The person said.
"Ghost! What's your name, I need to know, so I can give you a title?"
"It's Ghosty, how did I- how did you- huh?" Ghosty was all types of confused.
"Well ghosty, My friend Lauren here can bring things back from the dead!"
"Oh, can I go back?"
Lauren finished dancing to bring the squirrels back, and she turned to listen to the conversation going on. "No."
"What do you mean no?" Ghosty asked.
"I don't know how. But, I'll work on it."
Ghosty was about to say something, but Izzy decided to glow blue. The ghost realized she should probably stay quiet and see what was about to happen. Izzy's blue began to glow brighter than ever as she tapped into the minds of at least five squirrels.
"My foreshadowing was correct!" she whispered to herself as she made the squirrels attack the spider lady.
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All Warfare is Based on Deception
HumorOriginally written in 2020, I realized how funny 14 year old me was. In doing this, I decided as I'm graduating, I needed to continue to legacy of my younger self, and post whatever this is. Yes, its all a joke, but god did I have an idea.