All Warfare is Based on Deception

Chapter Two-five: LeapFrog

Author's Note: I apparently really wanted everyone to know what frogs I was using

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When people are bored they tend to do normal, but weird, things. They may make incoherent sounds, they may come up with very strange ideas, or they may simply just complain, not Izzy and Lauren though. They most definitely did weird things, and they didn't do the normal type of weird, they were just weird and dumb.

Today, the girls were having one of those days, so they decided to play leapfrog. That seems completely normal, maybe if they were eight. But they are in fact, not eight. It's fine though because nothing stops those two and their sheer idiocy.

"Let's play LeapFrog!!" Izzy said out of nowhere.

"On like the computer or as people?" Lauren asked.

"With Frogs!" Izzy pulled a container of at least five .

"E!"

The two set up a course for the frogs to go over. Training the frogs was quite difficult, but they managed to do it. The two figured that if they put the frogs in a small box, the frogs would have to jump over each other. This all happened due to trial and error of course.

Throughout their course, a frog may have jumped on top of another frog and smashed him to death, but the course was fine otherwise. Before you think that the girls didn't care about the dead frog, they did. They held a quick and small funeral for that frog, and then they went straight back to playing leapfrog.

"Man..." Lauren sighed.

"Hm?" Izzy looked up from the frogs.

"I haven't grooved in such a long time. It's been since like yesterday dude."

"Then groove, what's stopping ya?"

"You make a good point there!" Lauren began to groove.

When Lauren grooved, the frogs began to groove too. This was a new and utter shocker to everyone that was involved. Who knew that she could make animals boogie!

"LAUREN?!" Izzy's eyes grew wide at the sight before her. The squashed frog began to dance...