"This is low-key boring, ya shmeel me." Izzy said to no one in particular.
"Why do you talk to me like that? No one understands you,'' Lauren said, walking into the room.
"Maybe I wasn't talking to you," Lauren walked away, and Izzy whispered under her breath, "nerd."
"I can still hear you..."
"Djkdglnlfndoksjvpjfpojs."
"Did you just keyboard smash in real life?"
"Shut up."
Lauren came back a few hours later to see Izzy laying upside down on the couch. This wasn't uncommon the last couple of days. Sometimes boredom really kills, and not in the good way.
"Izzy, think of it like this, it's house arrest just without the house." Lauren tried to reason.
"So it's jail? Or, are we homeless now?"
"Either or. C'mon, let's flip a coin."
Izzy was very confused for a whole five seconds before she remembered she could just read Lauren's mind and figure out why she wanted to flip a coin.
"Ooohhh, yeah. I like that idea," Izzy nodded and propelled off her chair.
"Heads for yes, tails for no."
The two girls flipped their coin. They did it five times, and each time they got heads.
"Well shoot, now we gotta," Izzy snapped.
"Yesss! This is very Cash Maloney- darn it!"
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All Warfare is Based on Deception
HumorOriginally written in 2020, I realized how funny 14 year old me was. In doing this, I decided as I'm graduating, I needed to continue to legacy of my younger self, and post whatever this is. Yes, its all a joke, but god did I have an idea.
