The squashed frog on the table began to dance. He moved his weird legs to the music that was radiating off of Lauren. Izzy began to hyperventilate when she saw the frog come back to life. Lauren saw what she did and increased her groove.
"Woah! What did I do?" Lauren looked at Izzy.
"She's a witch!"
"What did I do?!?!"
"Hey Izzy and Lauren, what did you two do today? Only a slight bit of necromancy, why do you ask random person?"
"Izzy, I appreciate you for being confused, but I'm just as confused."
"You brought a frog back to the dead! I don't know, maybe you, well, I guess you could say you're a witch."
"I guess you could say I'm Bones." Lauren copied Izzy's voice. "I had no idea I could do that bro."
"Well neither did I! This is crazy." Izzy gasped, "Squirrels!"
"Squirrels!" Lauren knew exactly what Izzy was thinking. She immediately started to groove, hoping to bring all the dead frogs and maybe other dead things back. But that one question remained, how do they go back?
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All Warfare is Based on Deception
HumorOriginally written in 2020, I realized how funny 14 year old me was. In doing this, I decided as I'm graduating, I needed to continue to legacy of my younger self, and post whatever this is. Yes, its all a joke, but god did I have an idea.
