𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 ll セレスティアル

二十六

 “You want to fight?” (Name) raised an eyebrow, looking thoroughly unimpressed with Akaza, who was trying to avoid her eyes.

“F-fight me!” Akaza responded, in a stronger tone, “tonight is the night I will finally beat you! Better get ready and be sorry for what you did to me!”

(Name) rubbed her head with annoyance, while Yoriichi was waving his flags in the back to cheer her on. If she knew that’s what Akaza wanted to do this whole time, she would have ignored him and just carried on with the mission.

What was the mission again?

She forgot… Uzui really is shit at explaining things.

“Look, I’m busy and I don’t have my katana.” (Name) shrugged, “I’ll fight you later when you’re worth my time.”

Akaza felt sweat drip down his forehead once he saw the ominous look (Name) had on her face. He gulped, until he let her words sink in, and his eyes shook with rage that she thought he wasn’t worth her time. Any thoughts of him going easy on her disappeared, as Akaza began to ramble.

“Are you kidding me?! I’ve trained night after night to improve myself in order to face you again, and you’re just going to say I’m not worth your time?! What about that stupid Upper Moon 1?! I bet that all he does is sleep, whine, and screw around, so why does he get all the affection?!”

“Man, I forgot where Tanjiro and the others were…”

“Since you don’t have your weapon, it’ll bring even more joy in me to puncture your brains to shreds! I won’t fall for your advanced distraction techniques now! I’ve learned my mistakes and know all of your moves now!”

“I’m really hungry…”

“I’ll beat you to a pulp and drag your body to that man! He’ll be looking forward to seeing you and-”

“These shoes are killing me.”

“Are you even listening to me?!”

Akaza screeched with a red face, as (Name) was combing her hair and checking her shoes. The pinkette blew a puff out of his nose and he ran forward, his fist in position as he prepared to use his Blood Demon Art.

(Name) didn’t even bother looking at him, bending down with an irritated face as she picked up the garbage can lid.

“I’m telling you now, Akaza… I’m busy and I have no interest in sparring with you.” (Name)’s eyebrows twitched as she closed her eyes.

“Go find someone else to fuel your ego.”

The girl simply launched the garbage can lid, the metal disc flying into the air at a rapid pace. Akaza’s eyes widened as he couldn’t sense the object coming at him, until he choked in pain when the metal lid collided into his crotch.

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Akaza wheezed as he landed on the ground painfully. He felt the impact knock the air out of him as for some reason, he couldn’t breathe. His hands gripped his groin, the pinkette trying anything to ease the pain that was burning up every second.