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Day 99: the evolution of Papertopia

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Day 99: the evolution of Papertopia ~ (20.7.15)

[every1 has joined]

Nat: *is breathing heavily*

Clint: ... Nat?

Nat: don't... even say anything *takes a deep breath* *deeply exhales*

StarLordoftheRings: wut about-

Nat: no

StarLordoftheRings: well, I tried

[meanwhile]

Tony: *sitting surrounded by paper buildings and ppl* *hisses* soon, my army shall rise *lizard lick*

Bruce: *controlling a remote control paper helicopter* wait, so Thor, ur saying that this is all physically possible?

Thor: probably

Bruce: well if it works, it's a pretty good plan

Tony: *staring intensely @ a tiny paper man that is holding close 2 face* dw Tony Jr, everything's gonna b okay *strained smile*

Bruce: *drives helicopter in2 Barthy's face repeatedly while Barthy tries 2 eat it* yeah I think it's time 2 go... Tony's taking 2 this whole responsibility of being the creator of an imaginary city pretty seriously

Tony: *pushing a paper police car around* THERE'S BEEN A BREAK IN, IN THE BANK, I REPEAT: THERE'S BEEN A BREAK IN, IN THE BANK. THIS. IS NOT. A DRILL PPL *making siren noises*

Bruce: ... *continues 2 crash paper helicopter in2 Barthy's face*

Barthy: *opens mouth rly wide waiting 4 helicopter 2 fly in2*

Bruce: but anyways *crashes helicopter in2 wall and abandons* I think being around other ppl will b good 4 Tony, Papertopia is starting 2 look strangely similar 2 NYC... it's freaking me out a little especially since Tony has basically made paper models out of every1 we know

Tony: *while crafting a paper helicarrier* wut's that? Tony Jr. has been elected as head of S.H.I.E.L.D? AND he's been elected as the new president of the United States? well then *smiles creepily @ Tony Jr* the future clearly has big plans in store 4 u then... very big plans indeeeeddddd *lizard lick*

Thor: is the man of iron okay?

Bruce: no... lets go

[meanwhile]

Sam: and that's the story of the time I rode a Bilgesnipe in2 battle

Becka: I have no idea wut a Bilgesnipe is but it sounds pretty badass

Rocket: well I held a fraction of the power of an INFINITY STONE in my body 4 about a minute. an INFINITY STONE ppl. pretty impressive am I right?

Gamora: yes, we know Rocket, every1 knows. some of us were even there doing the exact same thing

Groot: *rolls eyes* I am Groot

Rocket: hey, don't u sass me

Joker: I've broken in2 every single asylum and extreme prison 4 psychopaths in Gotham, Arkham AND NYC