A/N:
Hola amigos
Okay so @googlegirl1231 asked if I could add the dates so y'all can guess when I'm gonna update next
So
That is wut I'm gonna do
So if u c some random numbers like this 6.9.45 that means that I've updated on the 6th of September 2045
Obviously that's a tad off
But anyways
Day 49: the life of the bat ~ (8.4.14)
| meanwhile in Gotham City |
Batman: *sings batman theme tune whilst fighting random bad guy*
BadGuy: dude, u've been singing that song 4 about 5 minutes already
Batman: nananananananananananananananana BATMAN *knocks out bad guy*
[BadGuy has left]
[robin has joined]
Robin: Bruce
Batman: uh... who's Bruce? pfft, Idk any1 called Bruce. R u talking about Bruce banner as in the hulk?
Robin: no I'm talking 2 u. U know, Bruce Wayne, ur secret identity
Batman: *gasps* HOW DID U KNOW?!?!?!?!
Robin: dude, every1 knows ur secret identity
Batman: NO THEY DON'T
[citizen has joined]
Citizen: hey Bruce
[citizen has left]
Batman: robin, I think I'm being spied
Robin: I think ur being overdramatic
[joker and Harley have joined]
Joker: guess who just broke out of Arkham asylum?
Batman: oh! oh! I know this 1! I know this 1!
Robin: *facepalms*
Harley: WE DID *breakdances*
Joker: UHUH UHUH
Batman: no, don't tell me... I definitely know this 1
Robin: *takes deep breath* Bru-
Batman: I'M BATMAN
Robin: *sighs* batman
Batman: yep
Batman: they did. they broke out
Batman: I knew that. I was just testing u
Robin: well u can sort them out then bc I'm getting a hot dog
[robin has left]
Harley: so we're just gonna go over there and cause havoc
Joker: and maybe get a burger on the way, u know?
Harley: yeah, being a villain's hard u know?
Batman: but... u can't leave... I'm batman... I beat u guys up
Joker: well that's nice but we've got a very busy schedule
Harley: so many places 2 b, so little time
Joker: but we'll make sure 2 pop bck later
Batman: oh ok then. Have a nice time! ^‿^
Harley: thanx! cya... sucker
[joker and Harley have left]
Batman: oh wait
[18 minutes later]
Batman: yeah I should go after them... but how... Hmm, who do I know that fights bad guys and solves crimes... that's it, of course! the police!
[batman has left]
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