Day 16: when two psychopaths meet...
[everyone has joined]
Bruce: hey every1
Steve: hi
Clint: CAW CAW
Nat: sup
Sam: hiya
Loki: hello
Tony: BOOM SHAKALAKA
Thor: GREETINGS!!
Bruce: I wanna do something
Sam: blow up stuff!! XD
Bruce: do something... NORMAL
Thor: ride a unicorn
Bruce: NORMAL, thor, NORMAL being da key word here
Steve: rightio wut about we help people 4 a change
Tony: BOOM SHAKALAKA
Clint: well, hello?! we just saved da world genius wut more could people want?!
Bruce: no Steve's idea is good
Sam: we could always go visit Gotham City? Batman might need some help
Thor: YEYAH!!
Tony: BOOM SHAKALAKA
Loki: Y he do dis?
Sam: coz he's being tony
Steve: just respect da fact dat, dats all he's saying
Tony: BOOM SHAKALAKA
Loki: okay
Bruce: TO GOTHAM CITY!!!
[this chat has been inactive for 3 hours]
Tony: AWW YISS GOTHAM CITY!!!
Nat: hey ur talking sorta normal again
Tony: hehe yeah
Thor: why do u do it?
Tony: coz it annoys u
[batsy has joined the game]
Batsy: I'm batman
Sam: WOO!!
Batsy: I heard u came 2 help out with da city?
Bruce: yep
Batsy: well there's nothing really happening here except 4 da penguin man who just stole some penguins from da zoo but apart from dat, we're good
Tony: man, we ain't been driving 3 hours 4 nothin
Batsy: well there is 1 thing...
Loki: TELL US
Thor: YES, TELL US MAN OF BAT
Batsy: well I'm a bit busy dealing with penguin dude but the joker and Harley Quinn r kinda causing havoc in da streets
Steve: can't u deal with him? I mean, he is UR nemesis not ours
Batsy: true true but like I said, penguin dude is going bananas
Clint: we can take care of penguin dude and U deal with joker and harley
Batsy: I'm sorry, I can't hear u above all these penguins. wut was dat?
Clint: I said-
Batsy: oh must b bad reception here I must leave b4 da penguins drag me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Nat: dude, ur standing right nxt 2 us
Batsy: ... I was neva here *runs off*
Tony: I like him
Bruce: looks like we gotta deal with joker and Quinn
*explosion in background*
*sound of people screaming in background*
Sam: WOO EXPLODING THINGS!! TIME 2 BLOW STUFF UP!!!
Steve: 4 once... I agree
Thor: LET US GO!!
[joker has joined]
[harley has joined]
Joker: HAHAHA IMA SO EVIL!!!
Harley: TEEHEEHEE!!!
Nat: oh gawd...
Bruce: Loki, meet ur future BFF da joker
Loki: sup
Joker: sup
Tony: dis is so awesome!!! Psychopath meets psychopath!!!
Joker: hey u wanna know how i got these scars?
Clint: no
Joker: dammit
Sam: ARGH C'MON GUYS, LETS SO BLOW UP STUFF!!
Harley: YEAH EXPLOSIONS WOO!! *chucks grenade @ cop*
Tony: ERMAHGERD BRAIN STORM!! SAM AND HARLEY R LIKE ALREADY BEZZIES!! DATS SO CUTE!! DA PSYCHOPATHS R BFFS AND DA PSYCHOPATHS GIRLFRIENDS R BFFS!!! XD
Steve: I don't think dats a good idea
Tony: it's a marvellous idea
Sam: SURPRISE ATTACK!!! *throws smoke bomb @ screaming crowd*
Steve: Sam we're meant 2 save da people, not become evil and scare them off
Sam: I DO WUT I WANT
Clint's: loki's rubbed off on her
Loki: B )
Thor: Sam calm down and stop throwing stuff
Sam: why
Tony: coz we da good guys
Sam: fine
Harley: AWW NO FAIR
Tony: hey Harley I neva said u could stop, ur da bad guy
Harley: WOO!! *runs around chucking bombs everywhere*
Nat: well done genius
Joker: yeah I'm just gonna go over there... and kinda kill dat mayor
Steve: EVERYONE STAHP!!!
Everyone: ...
Steve: no more fighting
Joker: why da hell not
Steve: because I said so
Joker: GRR fine -__-
Harley: fine -__-
Loki: fine -__-
Sam: fine -__-
[joker has left]
[Harley has left]
Tony: wut. da actual. hell?!
Thor: HOW DID U DO IT?
Steve: do wut
Bruce: duh, how did u just make then do wut u say?
Steve: I raised my voice
Nat: so?
Steve: no 1 eva expects da nice old dude from da 1900's 2 shout
Clint: touché
Steve: welp my work here is done
Bruce: this has been an interesting day
Sam: yep
Thor: yeah
Loki: joker and Harley r gonna b locked up in an asylum in Arkam City... Wut now...?
Tony: ... shawarma?
Bruce: yeah
[everyone has left]
Sorry it's been ages since last update I blame school 4 dis! Next update probably up tomorrow but I make no promises (and I do wut I want)!
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