Avengers Chatroom

Day 23: itching powder and breakups

Day 23: itching powder and breakups

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Clint: wooo mah hair is normal 1nce again!

Nat: thank gawd

Joker: hey everyoooooone!!

Bruce: ur in a good mood

Joker: why wouldn't i b? it's Xmas 4 crying out loud!!

Tony: u like Xmas?

Joker: who friggin doesn't?!

Loki: me

Joker: except loki

Nat: okay, something is definitely up

Sam: yeah joker is NEVER dis happy... except from when loki and I play with him and Harley

Steve: play?

Harley: in other words, go and blow stuff up

Clint: nice

Joker: U GUYS R DA BEST!

Thor: ikr! :D

Bruce: is he... drunk?

Tony: dats moi job

Harley: he doesn't drink

Joker: I GOT U ALL PREZZIES!!!

Thor: YAY I LUV PREZZIES!! :D

Loki: Thor, seriously, r u rly dat gullible? da joker doesn't give present unless they've got a grenade in dem or somethin... there has 2 b a catch

Joker: NO CATCH! I GOT U ALL WOOLLY JUMPERS!! *chucks le jumpers @ every1* HAND KNITTED BY MYSELF! :D

Nat: Santa hats, carol singing and now wooly jumpers? wonderful -__-

Thor: IKR! :D

Nat: note da sarcasm thor, NOTE IT

Sam: and wut happens if we don't wear dem?

Joker: *loads rifle*

Clint: harsh

Tony: he got a rifle?! all I got was a flying suit! where's my [BLEEP] ing rifle?!

Bruce: I'm only wearing dis thing coz I don't wanna die

Harley: yeah sames

Every1 (except joker): *le puts on jumper*

Steve: it's truly beautiful

Sam: u always say dat

Loki: is it me or is dis thing... itchy?

Nat: dear gawd no

Joker: that's right!

Thor: I don't get it

Clint: no! he wouldn't!

Joker: o but I did!

Thor: still don't get it

Steve: o no no no no no nooooooooooo!!!!

Joker: yes!!!!!!

Thor: wuuuut issss ittttttt

Harley: ITS ITCHING POWDER!!!!

Joker: XD

Tony: *viciously rips off jumper* GAAAAHH! Y AM I STILL ITCHING?! MAKE IT STAHP!!

Joker: U CANT! THERE IS NO STAHPPING IT! THERE IS ONLY DA WAR!

Loki: THATS MY LINE!

Nat: I WILL MURDER U

Joker: yeah sure, dats gonna happen

Harley: *battle cry* *strangles joker*

Sam: *shoves Harley off joker* geezus woman, u don't just strangle da victim... u slap him! *slaps joker*

Joker: wow... that actually hurt

Sam: TOTAL PWNAGE!

Thor: AAAHHH THE PAAAIIINNN

Bruce: NEEEEEEEW

Nat: WHEN WILL IT EEEENNNDDDDD

Joker: *shrugs* meh. It'll wear off

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Tony: *whispers* the pain

Bruce: it's finally over

Steve: *sobs*

Sam: no presents 4 u mistah. No presents 4 u >:(

Joker: but D:

Sam: aww jk man!

Joker: :D

Thor: any1 want poptarts?

Clint: wouldn't mind if I do-

Thor: TOUGH! They're mine *strokes le box of poptarts* my preciouses

Loki: *facepalms* thor u r not gollum stahp

Thor: I am da night

Loki: and u r most definitely not batman

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Pepper: TONYYY STARKKK

Tony: uh oh. She put 3 y's and k's. Dats not good

Bruce: wut happened?

Pepper: UGH IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF UR [BLEEP]!!!

Clint: don't cuss-

Pepper: *deathglares clint*

Clint: •-• I'll just shaddap now

Tony: I... I... but-

Pepper: THATS IT! U R SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND UNRELIABLE! AND IS DAT SCOTCH I CAN SMELL ON U?!

Tony: ...maybe...

Pepper: WE'RE THROUGH!

Tony: but-

Pepper: IF U RLY LOVE ME THEN CHOSE. ITS EITHER ME OR SCOTCH

Tony: no! don't make me choose! anything but dat!

Pepper: *screams frustratedly* WE R OVER!

Tony: wait-

Pepper: O-V-E-R

Tony: but u can't-

Pepper: GOODBYE!

[pepper has left]

Tony: but- but-

Nat: u okay there tony?

Tony: but- but

Bruce: why don't we go and get some shawarma?

Tony: but- I...

Steve: yeah let's go

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A/N

Aww poor tony! :'( soz if I just kinda crushed all of ur Pepperony ships but fear not, tony will find another! Hehe yeah, ANOTHER *smashes Pepper on2 ground* anyways, peace 'em out I'm batman!

- Izzy/ Izzeh/ Iz/ Batman/ The author of dis book! :D