Day 48: 'I shall name her Dany and she shall b mine'

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A/N:
Ugh writers block sucks D:

Day 48: 'I shall name her Dany and she shall b mine'

[everyone has joined]

Tony: GOOD NEWS GUYS

Nat: wut

Tony: BARTHOLOMEW IS ALIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEE

Steve: *kicks over shelf*

Tony: ALIIIIIVVVVEEEEE I TELL U

Steve: holy holy I thought that he died in that fire

Tony: *picks up Bartholomew* aww who's my lil' fluffy *snuggles into Bartholomew*

Steve: *smashes shelf* holy holy

Arya: well that's nice

Becka: dad can we have a pet?

Bruce: no

Becka: but whyyyyyyyyyyy

Bruce: well u have 2 b responsible 4 it

Becka: I'm responsible

Bruce: so u would feed it?

Becka: of course

Bruce: u would walk it?

Becka: if needed yes

Bruce: u would pick up its mess?

Becka: u know wut, just 4get I even mentioned it

Thor: I WANT A PET

Clint: isn't there like unicorns or some shiz up in Asgard?

Thor: well there's horses

Nat: and u would think that they had some sort of mythical creature up there when rly they have normal earth animals

Thor: there's also a three headed dog

Nat: I stand corrected

Sam: I wanna pet no fair

[loki has joined]

Loki: SAM WE HAS A PET

Sam: SHOWMESHOWMESHOWME

Loki: well I went 2 this cray cray fire planet and I found it and Fury said I could keep it soooo... *pulls out egg*

Sam: I ALWAYS WANTED AN EGG TANK CHU I SHALL NAME HIM EGGWARDO

Loki: the egg isn't the pet

Sam: so... no Eggwardo?

Loki: nope we have something better than an egg

Sam: so wut is it a fire breathing chicken or...

Loki: meh, close enough *hands egg 2 sam* just keep it warm and it will eventually hatch

Sam: wait where r u going?

Loki: 2 persuade Fury 2 keep it

Sam: I thought u said he said we could keep it?

Loki: well... I lied

[loki has left]

Sam: hmm where 2 put it

Clint: u could try the oven

Sam: no way it would probably explode or something dramatic like that. I'll just fiddle around with the temperature like so *changes temperature 2 hot* and just *wraps egg in lots of blankets*

Arya: will it work

Sam: *shrugs* worth a shot

Tony: wow this is so exciting I wonder wut it is

[1 hour and 30 minutes later]

Tony: this is less exciting

Sam: Bruce can u do something sciency or something and c how long it's gonna b?

Bruce: okay I'll-

*egg starts 2 crack*

Clint: WHOA MY GOSH

Steve: WOWOWOWOWOW

Becka: ERMAHGERD WUT IS IT

*egg hatches*

Sam: O. My. God

Nat: wut is it?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sam: it's *pulls baby dragon out* A DRAGON

Steve: WHOA :D

Thor: AHA ITS CUTE :D

Arya: *squeals* AWWWW ITS SO ADORABLLEEEE :D

Sam: I LUV U SO MUCH :D

Becka: THATS FRIGGIN AMAZING :D

Bruce: THATS SO COOL :D

Tony: not as cute as Bartholomew but... ITS SO CUTE IMA DIEEEE :D

Clint: ITS THE CUTEST THING EVER :D

Nat: OHMIGOSH SO CUTE U HAVE 2 NAME IT

Sam: ERMAHGERD GUYS I HAS AN IDEA

Tony: WUT IS IT

Sam: U GUYS KNOW DAT AWESOME TV SHOW CALLED GAME OF THRONES

Tony: YAS WUT IS IT

Sam: AND U KNOW THEY HAVE ALL THESE AWEOME DRAGONS AND STUFF

Tony: YAS NOW TELL ME WUT IS IT

Sam: AND U KNOW DAENERYS

Tony: YAAAASSSS NOW WUUUTTT ISSSS ITTTTTT

Sam: I SHALL NAME HER DAENERYS

Tony: WOOT WOO- wait how do u know its a girl

Sam: um... *turns dragon over* *turns dragon over again* it's a girl

Arya: THIS IS AWESOME

Sam: I shall name her Dany and she shall b mine ^_^

Becka: yay!!!!! X3

[loki has joined]

Steve: so? so? so? so? so?

Loki: Fury says... WE CAN KEEP HER!!!!

Thor: *starts breakdancing*

Nat: AWW YISS

Clint: WOOT WOOT

Loki: so have u named her?

Sam: I've named her Daenerys after the character off Game of Thrones!!!! X3

Loki: yay 4 Dany!!! ٩(^‿^)۶

Sam: I'm gonna teach her 2 fly now so peace *turns in2 dragon*

[sam and Dany have left]

Tony: this is gonna b so cool

Arya: we should totally celebrate

Loki: I'm guessing shawarma?

Steve: u guessed right

[everyone has left]

A/N:
Well would u look @ that.
Didn't take me 2 long 2 add a dragon.
But any who.
Who doesn't love dragons?
I mean they're just friggin awesome.
Am I right?
Yeah?
Yeah.

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