Day 4: another Asgardian and ship names

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Day 4: another Asgardian and ship names!

[everyone has joined the group]

Sam: *shapeshifts into cat* hey guys!

Tony: WHERE THE HELL DID THIS CAT COME FROM?! MUST KILL *slowly raises dagger*

Sam: TONY STAHP ITS ME!!!!! AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA ASK WHERE U GOT DAT DAGGER FROM!!

Tony: Oh sozzles *chucks dagger away* what dagger?

Thor: GREETINGS FRIENDS!!!

Bruce: Hiya

Clint: hey guys wuu2

Steve: wuu2?

Nat: it means wat u up 2?

Steve: well considering we're all in da same room dats a pretty useless question

Clint: still

Sam: *sits on Steve's lap still as a cat* I CLAIM THIS HUMAN MINE!

Tony: O.O

Thor: that is most disturbing

Sam: rofl jk!

Steve: rofl? Jk?

Sam: it means rolling on floor laughing and just kidding

Thor: ok

Nat: tony... If the cat wasn't Sam and was an actual normal cat, would you have actually stabbed it? O.O

Tony: ... She could've been 1 of cat woman's spies!!!

Bruce: really?

Tony: what?! Cat woman freaks me out!!! D:

Sam: *gets off Steve's lap and turns back into self* man up tony!

Tony: ...

Clint: ... Okay awkward silence!

Nat: don't u mean hawkward?

Clint: *death glares*

Thor: lady Samantha I 4got who you haven't met!

[thor has invited lokievilbadassgod to the group]

Thor: BROTHA!!!!!

Lokievilbadassgod: wat do u want thor?

Tony: THOR?!

Thor: yes

Tony: WHY DA HELL DID U LET LOKI ON?!

Steve: HOW DID HE EVEN GET A FRICKIN LAPTOP?!

Lokievilbadassgod: um duh, I'm a sorcerer

Tony: T__T

Thor: anyway, loki meet lady Samantha! X3

Sam: LERKI!!!

Lokievilbadassgod: SERMENTHA!!!!

Nat: u 2 know eachother?

Lokievilbadassgod: yeah Sam used 2 guard meh cell. It was fun.

Sam: yeah we stay up all night!!!

Clint: I feel a ship coming on

Bruce: *waggles eyebrows*

Lokievilbadassgod: ?

Sam: ?

Thor: ?

Steve: ?

[Tony has invited Steve and Thor to a private chat]

Sam: hawkward

Clint: shuttup

[tony Steve and Thor have joined the group]

Steve: oooh I get it

Lokievilbadassgod: ?

Thor: man of iron just told us what a ship is and we have an idea

Sam: do I wanna know?

[thor has invited Nat and Clint to a private chat]

Sam: grr they annoying! >:(

[thor Clint and Nat have joined the group]

Clint: teeheehee

Sam: TELL ME WAT U KNOW!!!!

Clint: NEVA MOTHER (BLEEP) ERS!!

Lokievilbadassgod: I hate u

Clint: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Nat: don't cuss Clint

Clint: B)

Sam: TELL ME DA SHIP OR I TURN INTO TIGER AND RIP UR HEAD OFF!!!

Tony: meep!! O.O

Clint: ♫I GOT DA EYE OF DA TIGER!!!!!♫

Nat: ♫A FIGHTER!!!!♫

Bruce: ♫LOUDER THAN A LION!!!♫

Tony: ♫COZ I AM A CHAMPION!!!!♫

Steve: ♫AND UR GONNA HEAR MEH ROOOOAAAAAEEEER!!!!!!♫

Sam: omfg guys

Thor: I don't get it :|

Lokievilbadassgod: UR ALL SO STUPID!!!!

Tony: SONG CHANGE, HIT IT SAM!!!

Sam: ♫DONT U EVA SAY I JUST WALKED AWAY I WILL ALWAYS WANT U!!!!♫

Bruce: ♫I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEKING BAAAAALL!!!!♫

Clint: EVERY1 TWERKING TIME!!!

Nat: ...

Thor: ...

Steve: ...

Lokievilbadassgod: :3

Bruce: CLINT U RUINED IT!!!!

Clint: BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tony: -__-

Sam: hey loki wuu2?

Lokievilbadassgod: sitting in meh cell watchin a film called UP by something called Pixar

Tony: man dat film is depressing

Steve: wait, they let u have tv in ur cell?!

Loki: I DO WAT I WANT!!!!

Bruce: true

Thor: IM GOING 2 GET SOME MORE POPTARTS

Sam: gonna visit lerki

Lokievilbadassgod: bring cookies

Sam: k

[sam has left the group]

[lokievilbadassgod has left the group]

Tony: ...

Nat: ...

Clint: ... So... What should their ship name b?

Steve: SAMKI!!!

Nat: SAMANKI!!!

Thor: LOMANTHA!!!

Bruce: SAMOKI!!!

Nat: I like Samanki

Thor: I prefer Lomantha

Nat: OH IT IS ON!!!

Thor: BRING IT!!!

[thor has left the group]

[nat has left the group]

Clint: hey wanna go grab a camera and film this then watch it in slow motion while eating popcorn?

Tony: ILL BRING DA SCOTCH!!!

[everyone has left the group]


Yes loki is here aswell, couldn't leave him out! Hehe had a bit of a random song choice there: roar (by Katy perry) and wrecking ball (by Miley Cyrus) :O

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