Day 45: another day, another adventure

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A/N:
READ THE AUTHORS NOTE @ THE END

Day 45: another day, another adventure

[everyone has joined]

Arya: guys I'm drunk :D

Sam: ermahgerd samez!! :D

Nat: me tooooooooooooo aha :D

Loki: how did this happen

Haley: well it wasn't me so... I'm not getting in2 this 1... *descends in2 shadows*

Steve: tony?

Tony: y am I the 1st suspect?

Clint: u have all the alcohol

Tony: well it wasn't me

Thor: NOR I

Becka: not me

Bruce: guys wut happened

Nat: I'm never telling *stumbles* LOL

Sam: LOL u fell

Arya: we may or may not have had a guuuurrrrlllllzzz niiiggggtttt

Steve: oh dear god

Sam: LOL ur concerned

Becka: how come I didn't get invited?!

Sam: LOL ur a loner

Becka: u guys r mean

Nat: MUAHAHAHAHA

Clint: well that's just scary

Arya: *touches Clint's nose* BOOP

Clint: O.o

Tony: wut should we do with them?

Nat: GO 2 DA ZOOOOOOOO

Bruce: I don't think that's a-

Nat: *throws high heel @ bruce*

Bruce: FINE... my head hurts

Sam: LOL ur hurt

Becka: umm... how do we travel?

Arya: TE SHARK GET

Steve: wut? I'm sorry... wut?

Arya: TE SHARK GET

Steve: I don't... understand... wut?

Sam: LOL ur confused

Arya: *sneezes on steve*

Steve: eugh

Sam: LOL ur... ew

Arya: ME WANNA SHARK GET 2 DA CHOO

Tony: hang on I spk drunk

Clint: whoa rly? How?

Tony: experience

Bruce: wut is she saying

Tony: she says that she wants the stark jet 2 the zoo

Thor: THE TALENT

Loki: the stark jet? rly?

Steve: wut that big ugly...

Tony: *deathglares steve*

Steve: ... jet?

Arya: YESH

Tony: she said yes

Clint: yah we got that

Sam: LOL ur annoyed

Clint: I'm not annoyed

Sam: LOL ur denying ur emotions

Clint: I'm not-

Sam: LOL I'm not letting u finish ur sentences

Clint: SHADDAP

Sam: LOL ur mad

Clint: -_-

Nat: AHAHAHAHAHAH

Becka: if we're gonna go then we better go now

Arya: YAAAAAYYYYYYY

Tony: I'll get mah bby rdy

Nat: WHOA U HAVE A BBY?

Tony: I'm talking about the jet

Nat: THE JET IS UR BBY?

Tony: *facepalms* it's just a figure of speech

Nat: SPEECH IS A FIGURE?

Tony: THAT'S IT

[this chat has been disabled 4 16 minutes]

Clint: wow fancy

Thor: AND COMFY

Loki: and very... Tony

Tony: *@ the captains deck* *speaks in2 service station* sup betchez. Thank u 4 flying with Starkflights.com, hope u enjoy ur flight and Thor pls stahp repeatedly pressing the service button. Peace out

Nat: *screams* I WANT FOOD

Tony: *speaks* there will b no food on the stark jet

Nat: ugh

| 5 argumentative minutes later|

Tony: *speaks* just a friendly reminder that we will b landing in about 20 seconds so every1 fasten their seat belts 4 ur safety and if u don't I'll come bck there and fasten them myself. Thanks

Every1: *reluctantly puts on seatbelts*

*jet starts zooming downwards*

Arya: WHEEEEEE

Clint: I'm going 2 b sick

Sam: ♫IT'S GOIN' DOWN. I'M YELLIN' TIMBEEEEERRRR!!!!♫

Bruce: WHOA MY GOD

Becka: *screams* I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEEEEE

Sam: ♫YOU BETTER MOVE. U BETTER DANCE!!!!♫

Nat: SHIIIIIZZZZZZ

Thor: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

Loki: IF I DIE I SWEAR I WILL KILL U ANTONY STARK

*plane lands softly*

Loki: oh... okay *falls over*

Tony: *speaks* and we have reached out destination. Hope y'all enjoyed yer flight

Every1: *hyperventilating*

|4 hours later|

Arya: I think the alcohol has worn off now

Sam: yep

Nat: and I remember everything

Tony: every1 rdy 2 go home?

Loki: yeah but y do u have a monkey

Tony: say wut now

Steve: the monkey. Perched on ur shoulder. Why

Tony: oh that's Bartholomew

Bruce: did u steal him?!

Tony: maybe

Bruce: Tony

Tony: okay yeah but I can pay 4 a new 1

Steve: Idk how 2 react 2 that

Thor: HES SO FLUFFY

Becka: who the hell names a monkey Bartholomew?!

Clint: there r 2 different ppl here

[every1 has left]

A/N:
Okay I know u guys r probably all like 'wut the frick frack snick snack just happened?!'
Well do not fear 4 the next chapter will explain all.
All.
Yep so stay tuned 4 the next chapter bc it's kinda different and it's basically wut happened @ the zoo.
So yeah.
Comment and vote if u liked it and gimme ur opinions! :D
Peace out.
*descends in2 shadows*

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