Avengers Chatroom

Day 29: the virus

Day 29: the virus

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Thor: I FEEL SICK :(

Steve: sames :(

Tony: yep, me too

Bruce: ugh, I feel horrible

Joker: ew ew ew. Wut is this? Y is it happening? Harley get it away from me!

Harley: *sighs*

Clint: I FEEL YUCKY. NAT NAT I WANT ICE CREAM

Nat: no Clint

Clint: BUT NAAAAAAAAAT?!

Nat: NO

Loki: this is so weird. I feel all weird and tired

Sam: it's called being ill

Loki: I don't like it. I'll kill it

Sam: yeah well, good luck with that

Joker: EWWWW

Harley: SHADDAP

Bruce: *sneezes* TONY HOW COME THE GIRLS ARENT ILL?!

Tony: hang on *sniff* ima google it... ohmigod

THOR: WUT IS IT?!

Tony: it's... *whips off glasses* CANCER

Steve: *screams*

Clint: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE

Loki: AHHHHHHHHH

Joker: EWWWWWWW

Bruce: *starts running around screaming*

Harley: um, guys

Thor: *jumps on2 desk whilst screaming*

Harley: guys

Joker: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

Steve: *hides under desk whilst sobbing*

Sam: guyyyysssssss

Tony: *screams whilst smashing everything*

Loki: WTFFFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!? *runs around*

Bruce: *screams whilst still running around*

Sam: guys guys guyyyysssss

Steve: *cries*

Tony: OHMIGOD!!!!!!!

Nat: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Nat: WUT WEBSITE DID YA USE?!

Tony: WIKEPEDIA!!!!!

Nat: U DONT GO ON WIKEPEDIA U DOOFUS!!!!

Tony: AND Y DA HELL NOT?!

Nat: BCUZ IT ALWAYS SAYS U HAVE CANCER!!!!!

Everyone: ...

Tony: but... the symptoms said we had cancer

Nat: THE SYMPTOMS ALWAYS SAY THAT. NEVER LISTEN 2 WIKEPEDIA. EVEN IF U JUST HAVE A COUGH IT SAYS U HAVE FREAKING CANCER!!!!!

Bruce: so wut do we have?

Sam: u just have a cold

Loki: U HAVE A COLD!

Sam: *rolls eyes* it's probably from when u guys spent all night building snowmen outside with nothing but shorts on

Joker: pfft, I think I would remember that

Harley: u were VERY drunk

Joker: that explains the headache

Steve: I can't get drunk. Where was I then?

Sam: asleep on the floor. U must've just caught the cold from those guys

Bruce: it wasn't even snowing

Nat: who said u made snowmen out of snow?

Thor: ... wut did we use then?

Harley: oh, just some mud, rain, sewage water, petrol, grass, uri-

Clint: OKAY THATS NICE

Sam: yeah it was a long night

Thor: *sneezes out poptart* hey, a poptart! *eats le poptart*

Loki: *le facepalm* thank Odin I'm adopted

Tony: *whispers* such relief

Bruce: *whispers* much adopt

Clint: *whispers* wow

Loki: -_________-

Sam: any1 wanna watch Paranormal Activity?

Nat: YUS

Joker: YISS

Steve: NO

Sam: good coz u have no choice

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Harley: #swag

Tony: #yolo

Steve: #scary

Thor: #poptarts :D

Loki: that was awesuuuuum

Bruce: AWESUUUUUUUM

Steve: scary

Sam: oh hey it's night time already. Wut a coincidence! lets all go 2 sleep!

Nat: wut a wonderful idea!

Steve: I rly don't think that I could-

Joker: okay nanight every1

Tony: don't let the demons bite!

[tony Bruce Clint Nat joker Harley Loki Sam and thor have left the group]

Steve: O.o *goes 2 bedroom* O.o *gets in bed* O.o *pulls covers over head* O.o

*creaking noise*

Steve: O.o

*door slowly opens*

Steve: *peeks out of covers*

*dressing gown falls 2 le floor*

Steve: *screams* ITS A DEMON! ITS A DEMON! ITS A DEMON! SOMEBODY HALP!!!!!

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Loki: EHEHEHEHEEHEH

Sam: MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Tony: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Loki: LOKI'D

Sam: TROLOLO

Tony: BOOM SHAKALAKA

Harley: FUN

Clint: FUN

Nat: FUN

Steve: *hyperventilates* I H8 U ALL!!!

Bruce: aww no u don't

Steve: SOMEBODY GET MY ASTHMA PUMP

Sam: oh my god! some ppl just have no sense of humor!

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