Day 42: a lovely family outing

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Day 42: a lovely family outing

[steve has invited everyone to the group]

Steve: GUYS

Loki: yah

Steve: okay I don't care wut u guys say. I will drag u if I have 2...

Becka: should I b concerned?

Steve: we're all going on a family outing

Bruce: wut r we, a family? no, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're a time bomb

Clint: u can b rly dramatic sometimes

Nat: where r we going 2?

Steve: okay don't flip out but we're going... ice skating

Sam: WUT THE FLIP FLOP QUICK QUACK STEVE?!

Steve: *hides behind shield*

Thor: wuts ice skating?

Loki: remind me 2 murder u l8ter, Rogers

Tony: wuts the big deal Loke? U can b in ur natural habitat

Loki: *punches tony* no

Arya: welp that escalated quickly

Steve: just don't hurt me guys okay?

Loki: I'm gonna-

Sam: *puts hand over loki's mouth* no

| @ le ice skating place|

Clint: whoa this place is big

Becka: u picked pretty well Stevie

Steve: thanx. Okay every1 got their skates?

Thor: yes

Tony: let's roll *muffled rap music in distance*

Sam: we can so do this

[30 seconds l8ter]

Sam: I take it all bck. We can't do this

Arya: can I just fly?

Tony: not in public

Steve: c'mon guys it's not that bad

Nat: *clings on 2 edge* YES IT IS

Clint: Nat, I'm doing the splits. S.O.S. Help. I'm going down. I can't do this *slips*

Loki: *slowly slides backwards in2 middle* how does 1 even *slips*

Thor: *gracefully glides across ice* *does ballet twirl in air* *does backflip* *moonwalks on ice*

Becka: how? It just doesn't make sense

Nat: *still clinging on2 edge* never again will I let u, Steve Rogers, chose the next outing. Ever

Steve: well @ least Bruce, Thor and I can do it

Nat: *still clinging on2 edge* well screw u all *slips* I DIDNT EVEN MOVE

Arya: Tony hold me

Tony: *holds Arya's hand*

Arya: now reassure me that everything will b okay

Tony: everything will b okay

Arya: no it won't tony. This is the end. This is how I die

Tony: well there's no need 2 sugarcoat it

Arya: I'm serious tony

Tony: ... I'm just gonna pull u along *skates 2 middle pulling Arya along*

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