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Day 66: writing... Or nah

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Ayy

The neighbours cat is screaming 4 some reason

That is all

Day 66: writing... Or nah ~ (21.8.14)

Clint: ok, Steve so the book is called 'How to be a person' by me

Steve: *infront of typewriter* ok *types letter* H......*types letter* O...... *types letter* W..........................

Clint: wuts wrong

Steve: I CAN'T FIND THE SPACEBAR

Clint: I THOUGHT U SAID U KNEW HOW TO WORK THIS THING

Steve: I SAID HOW HARD COULD IT B

Clint: MOVE OVER I'LL SHOW U HOW IT'S DONE IN THE SHIRE *sits infront of typewriter* *10 seconds later*

Steve: r u... r u ok?

Clint: *stands up* u do it

Steve: wut why-

Clint: just... do it

Steve: *slowly sits down*

[5 minutes later]

Steve: FOUND IT

Clint: the spacebar?

Steve: yep... *types* T...... *types* O.... *types* space....

[a long, annoying while later]

Steve: *types* B.... *types* Y..... *types* space.... *types* M.... *types* E.... I DID IT

Clint: *wakes up* did wut?

Steve: *hands piece of paper 2 Clint*

Clint: *reads* how to be a person by me

Steve: *proudly* yep

Clint: *facepalms* *hands paper bck 2 steve* Steve... tell me u didn't write 'by me'

Steve: *reads* ........ SON OF A GUN *scrunches up* *throws on2 pile of scrunched up pieces of failed attempts of the book*

Clint: THATS IT *picks up typewriter*

[meanwhile]

*every1 else is walking 2wards the stark/avengers tower*

Arya: and then he said 'BECAUSE I'M SUPERMAN' and he flew off

Loki: isn't that kind of stealing batmans line?

Arya: yeah, but... still

Harley: omg that reminds me of the time deadpool-

Joker: NO THANK U

Tony: NO ONE WANTS 2 HEAR ABOUT WADE

Haley: I do

Tony: WHEN DID U GET HERE

Haley: doesn't matter but- wut the fu-

[typewriter crashes thru top window]

Tony: *starts screaming*

[typewriter still falling]

Tony: *screaming*

[typewriter lands inches away from every1]

Tony: *still screaming*

Everyone except Tony: *looks @ Tony weirdly*

Tony: *still screaming*

Tony: *still screaming*

Tony: *still screaming*

Tony: *still screaming*

Tony: *stops screaming*

Joker: well that's not normal

Loki: wut the typewriter or Tony being able 2 scream 4 30 seconds without breathing

Joker: the typewriter but now that u mention it I realise that that's not natural 4 a human

Sam: no... it's sUPERNATURAL

Haley: *sings 'carry on my wayward son'*

Sam: no Haley ur not worthy enough 2 sing that song

Haley: *sings 'carry on my wayward son louder'*

Sam: I will srsly punch u

Haley: *skips away whilst singing 'carry on my wayward son'*

Nat: do u think any of this has anything 2 do with Steve and Clint?

Bruce: looks like it

Becka: I can't wait 2 read Clint's book

[meanwhile]

Steve: Y DID U THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW?! NOW HOW R U GONNA WRITE?!

Clint: IT HAD 2 B DONE. I WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY

Steve: WUT SO UR GONNA WRITE IT BY HAND?!

Clint: BETTER

Steve: WUT

Clint: MODERN TECHNOLOGY

[meanwhile]

*everyone is in the elevator on the way 2 the top floor*

*awkward elevator music playing*

Everyone: *awkwardly squashed against each other*

*elevator dings* *doors open*

Everyone: *steps out*

*furniture is knocked over* *steve is tied to a chair with duct tape over his mouth* *bartholomew is typing on computer* *dany is sitting on computer growling* *clint is sitting beside the computer telling bartholomew wut 2 type*

Tony: oh

Thor: PARTY :D

Sam: *snickers*

Nat: *facepalms*

Arya: WHO. MADE. THIS. MESS

Everyone: *silence*

Steve: *muffled words*

Arya: *rips duct tape off Steve*

Steve: *screams* IT WAS CLINT IT WAS CLINT DON'T HURT ME

Arya: *deathglares Clint*

Clint: *nervous laugh*

Arya: *growls*

Becka: I'm gonna stay outta this

*room is suddenly clean with steve free and Clint is tied 2 chair*

Joker: WTF JUST HAPPENED

Arya: I can freeze time

Harley: OH OK

Tony: ur still paying 4 that hole tho, Clint

Clint: -_-

[everyone has left]

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