You're Perfect to Me

Chapter 25

Alastor is running down the hall chasing Cody. "Cody get back here!" "Never!" "Cody!" They run around the common room. "Viva la revolution!" "first your 9 how do you know that saying and second completely wrong context bud." He stands on the arm on the couch. "i shall not stand to allow the rules of this house confined me! We will riot! War will shed the blood of our enemies and we will come out victorious! No longer will we stand for this torment and torture! We deserve rights to choose our own pathway in life Papa! I will die before i give up!!"

Alastor stands there blinking. "Cody, bud all i asked was for you to put pants on." Alastor holds out his pants. "Never! Pants shall not contain meeeee!" "uhh so whats going on??" Angel watches concerned. "i honestly dont know. He got his underwear on then decided thats all he wanted to wear and now hes acting crazy i knew i shouldnt have let him have ice cream after breakfast." Alastor sighs. "Where is Lucifer??" "Getting stuff for the wedding tomorrow so its up to me to get him ready. He was doing so good until the pants. Hes saying things he shouldnt even know! who let him watch movies by himself again??" Angle shrugs. "He always picks the weirdest movies. This time it was about the revolution apparently." "Oh! Before i forget i have been so busy Angel" "yeah?" "I want you to be my best man." "Wait.. really..?" "Why woudnt i also my best friend to be my best man??" Angel smiles big "id love to Al!" Cody jumps up and Angel quickly catches him and Alastor puts his pants on.

When they set him on the floor he falls over like he was shot. "ive been.. defeated.. tell my wife.. the deed is in the safe under the bed..!" He pretends to die. "Cody, bud, you, you concern me sometimes." Alastor picks him up. Cody makes his body go limp. "Oh boy." Angel laughs. "well you got to give it to him, he knows how to keep it going." Husk walks in. "Hey good morning." He sees Cody limp in Alastor arms. "What happened!?!" He runs to them panicking. "oh he died." "what!? Why are you so calm!? We we need to call God! Where is he why arent you doing anything!?"

Angel tries to calm him down. "baby baby its okay hes not actually!" Cody sits up when he hears how scared Husk it. "im okay! im okay daddy!" He reaches out to him. Husk hugs him tight calming down. "oh thank God.." God appears. "why are you using my name so much im trying to get my bubble bath ready! God needs his bubble time!" Cody pretends to be dead again. Husk quickly on command starts to cry. Everyone else does the same thing. "its Cody.. he..." God looks at him and sees hes limp. "what!? what happened hold on!"

God grabs him but he fells his heart beat. "wait a second, hes not dead!" Cody laughs "Thats mean! you scared grandpa!" Cody stands up in his hands. "but it was funny! you could have brought me back grandpa!" "thats true." Alastor is writing in a notebook. "Al you okay?" "Mhm just an idea for my vows. and what i want to make for dinner." "Candy!" "no candy." "wheres Luci?" "Getting supplies." "hes been gone forverrrrrr." "hes been gone for an hour Cody." "yeah forever!" Alastor quickly puts a shirt on him. Cody whines. "Nooooooo grandpa hes being mean!" "all i did was make you get dressed." "Mean!" God laughs. "awe my poor poor grandson. what should i do?" "smite him!"

Alastor is speechless. Husk and Angel laugh. God is trying to stay serious. "I cant do that." Cody takes his hand. "yes you can! like this!" He points Gods finger at Alastor. "pew pew!" Alastor chuckles. "oh noooo!" Cody laughs he trips but catches himself by grabbing gods beard. "ow!" He accidently shoots a lighting bolt at Alastor. Alastor quickly dodges it hitting the ground. "oh shit Alastor!" Angel runs to him. "are you okay??" "yeah yeah i i think so.." he's trembling the adrenalin pumping through him, he seen his life flash before his eyes. "Alastor im sorry!" Cody gasps "im sorry im sorry im sorry!"  "its okay buddy." Husk grabs Cody. "hes okay just a little shaken up." God feels horrible, Alastor almost died, and there is a huge hole in the wall.

Lucifer walks in. "guess what i go- what happened here!?" He looks around then he sees Alastor on the floor his ears flat trembling and Angel checking him. "baby!?" He drops everything and runs to him. "im okay im okay just a little shaken up thats all." Lucifer helps him stand. "someone explain what happen!" God explains feeling more and more guilty. "im so sorry Al.." "its okay im not upset really im okay. Having a lightning bolt flying towards you that came from god himself is kind of a terrifying experience. but i guess i can check that off a bucket list or something" Lucifer is still giving him a full body check up. He gasps "your bleeding!" "Where?" Lucifer points to Alastor finger that has a splinter and a single drop of blood.