80s Rizz

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A/N: modified from another book

(Warning: sexual, swearing)

No One's POV:

Max is watching El wade through mud in bare feet, having discovered how good it feels. El giggles at how the mud swallows her feet with each step. Max smiles and giggles at how El is having such a fun time. Then...

Max: "Hey, El?"

El stops and looks at Max.

El: "Yeah?"

Max: "Are you made of mud?"

El: "Uh..."

Max: "Cause I would squish your satisfying and adorable little face in my hands."

El smiles and blushes.
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In art class, El and Max are working on a painting together. Then...

El: "Hey, Max?"

Max: "Yeah, El?"

El: "Is your favorite color blue?"

Max: "Yeah..."

El: "Good, because I think you're 'blue-tiful.'"

Max figures out what she meant and smiles, while blushing.

Max: "Aww, thank you."
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Max: "Hey, El?"

El: "Yeah, Max?"

Max: "Can I maybe borrow your black high-heeled boots sometime?"

El: "Uh... why?"

Max: "Cause I'd fall for you over and over again."

El feels her face getting red and she cracks a warm smile.

El: "I might have to take you up on that."

Max smiles.
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Max is looking online at cars, thinking about buying one. El sees this, and she gets an idea.

El: "Max?"

Max: "Yeah, El?"

El: "While I know you're thinking about buying a car, have you ever wanted to be a car?"

Max: "Uh... maybe?"

El: "Good... *smirk* because I would ride you anytime."

Max's eyes widen. She feels herself getting a little blush-y. She smiles a little.

Max: "Damn..."
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El and Max are sitting on her bed.

El: "Hey, Max?"

Max: "Yeah, El?"

El: "Do you like cats?"

Max: "Yes, I do."

El: "Good... *smirks* cause you'll love my cat. *wink*

El spreads her legs out. Sure enough, Max gets what she's saying and she licks her lips.
------------------------------------------------------------ El: "Hey, Max?"

Max: "Yeah, El?"

El: "Is your middle name 'Stepon?'"

Max: "Uh... no?"

El: "Well, that's too bad, because I would love to 'stepon' you."

El shows off her black high-heeled boots as she says that. Max's eyes widen. She blushes at her comment.

Max: "Now, I wish that my middle name was 'Stepon.'"

El smirks and giggles.
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Max: "Hey, El?"

El: "Yeah, Max?"

Max: "You know I love you like all 20 letters in the alphabet, right?"

El is confused.

El: "I thought there were 26 letters in the alphabet."

Max: "Whoops, forgot about U R A Q T."

El smiles and blushes a bit.

El: "Wait, that's 25."

Max: "Oh, right. You can get that P (pussy) later."

El blushes more once she hears that.

(I didn't make that one up, I got 98% of it from  TV show)

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