Double Dipper

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The episode begins with Soos and Wendy preparing for a party. Joe, Mabel and Dipper are sitting on a couch.

Mabel: Ohhh, Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?! BBBBBLLLAAAA!

She Sprays Silly String at Joe and Dipper.

Dipper: BBBBLLLAAAA!

He Sprays Silly String.

Joe: BBBBLLLAAAA!

He Sprays Silly String on the twins.

Mabel: Hahaha, barfing!

Wendy then Runs up.

Wendy: Guys, guys, stop! Something terrible just happened!

The kids stare at Wendy.

Wendy: BBBBLLLAAAA!

She Sprays Silly String at the kids. They all laugh hysterically. Mabel then Throws confetti.

Mabel: Comedy gold!

Stan Takes Silly String cans and confetti.

Stan: Alright, alright! Party supplies are now off-limits.

Soos: Mr. Pines, whose birthday is it again?

Stan: Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way to get kids to spend money at the Shack.

He Unrolls a "Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey" game.

Soos: Nice!

Joe: More like cheap.

Stan: The young people of this town want fun; I'll smother 'em with fun!

Dipper Pouring Mabel some Diet Pitt Peach Soda as Joe poured his own cup.

Dipper: Maybe comments like that are why kids don't go to the Mystery Shack.

Stan: Oh they will once they see the prize they get at the night.

He looks at Joe who is uncomfortable with the old man staring at him.

Joe: Why are you looking at me like I'm some sort of—YOU SON OF A BITCH!

He grabs the flyer from Stan as it reads: "Winner gets a party crown and gets to go on a date with this 13 year old stud (must 13 or a year younger or older) "

Joe: You're using me as bait for money?! Even that crab from SpongeBob had his limits... oh who am I kidding he sold his own fry cook for 69 cents. There's no way I'm doing this you cheapskate!

Stan: I won't make you work the cash register for the rest of the summer and give you $100 if you do the date.

Joe:

Stan: Ha! Hows about you make yourself useful and copy these flyers?

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Stan: Ha! Hows about you make yourself useful and copy these flyers?

He Shows Joe, Dipper and Mabel a flyer.

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