Episode opens with a shot of the Gravity Falls Library.
Dipper: Alright, guys, today is the big day.
Mabel: Big day!
Dipper: Soos finally fixed up the laptop. If this thing works, we could learn the identity of the author and unravel the greatest mysteries of Gravity Falls. You ready?
Joe: Let's do this!
Mabel: Oh, I'm ready, baby.
She flips through pages of a pop-up book with a drawing of an infant.
Mabel: Ma-ma.
Dipper: This is it. This is it.
He powers on the laptop, which reads "Welcome"
Dipper: Aha! It worked.
Kids: Blip, blap, bloobity bloop, twins.
The three high-five, bump fists, and stick out tongues.
Alarm sounds. The laptop reads "//UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS FORBIDDEN//", and then it reads "Enter Password".
Dipper: Ugh! Of course, a password.
Joe: Every time. This very stereotypical at this point.
Mabel: Don't you worry, bro bro. With your brains, Jojo's brawn, and my laser focus, there is literally nothing that can distract us from... Did you hear that?
Gabe: (singing): All my life I've been dreamin' of a love that's right for me. And now I finally know her name and it's...
(talking to the kids:) sing it with me kids. (singing with kids:) Literacy!
Bee puppet: I finally understand what all the buzz is about. Reading!
Book puppet: Give me some of that honey!
They "kiss". Gabe laughs.
Mabel: (flapping pages of a pop-up of a heart) Ba bump. Ba bump.
Joe: God dammit Mabel.
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Gabe: Haha. Thank you, thank you.
Mabel: Just when I was getting over Mermando, of course, you show up at my doorstep.
Dipper: Oh, yeah, I forgot about Mermando. Did not care for Mermando.
Joe: You're only saying that because he was your first kiss.
Dipper: You didn't like him either.
Joe: I thought Mermando was cool. This guy on the other looks like a douchebag. I mean look at that ponytail... WHO WEARS A PONYTAIL AT 12 YEARS OLD?!
Dipper grabs the library book off of the shelf and flips through it.
Dipper: Okay, this cryptology book says there's seven point two million eight-letter words. I'll type, you read. Okay, Mabel? Mabel?
Mabel's empty chair spins.
Gabe: (Singing:) That's why we don't stick our hands in (with kids:) other people's mouths! (Talking:) Hey, I'm Gabe Benson, ya'll. Good night!
The Parents walk their kids out
Gabe to puppets: Hey, good job today, you guys.
(Book to Bee:) You were late on your cue!
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