Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever

S1 Finale: Gideon Rises

Joe slowly walks to the forest... and then jumps off the cliff screaming.

The time for talking is over. You know what's about to happen so let me keep it simple and quick. That little shit Gideon is about to get dog walked, and I for one can't wait to enjoy it.

The episode opens with a shot of Gravity Falls. Suddenly, a dark shadow covers the entire town all the way to the Mystery Shack. The camera cuts to a wrecking ball destroying the Mystery Shack, releasing blue fumes before shortly disappeared. Dipper suddenly wakes up, screams while being sweaty, breathes heavily and sighs.

Dipper: I just had a horrible dream that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and... (confused) we all had to move in with Soos' grandma?

Soos: That was no dream, dude.

Dipper Screams again. Everyone wakes up. Abuelita Turns on the lights and calmly asks Dipper to be quiet.

Abuelita: Shh. Por favor.

Dipper: Uh, sorry, Abuelita.

Mabel: Oh, Soos, your grandma is so adorable! (Whispering) And her skin is old lady soft. (Touching her skin) Haaaahhh!

Joe: Mabel, quit being creepy! The news is finally on.

Shandra: In a movement that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, child psychic Gideon Gleeful

It shows a picture of a winking Gideon surrounded by a litter of playful puppies

Shandra: has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanford Pines.

It Shows a picture of Stan in a devil costume surrounded by fire.

Stan: (Scratching his back) That picture's taken out of context.

Joe: No they're kinda dead on with that photo.

Shandra: Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it?

Gideon: I have a big announcement to make today, and I'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. Free admission to anyone who wears their Gideon pins! It's my face! (Winks)

Dipper: I just can't believe Gideon beat us. Normally I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault.

Joe: You? Last I checked this was a team effort.

Mabel: Don't worry, Dipper. Looks like Mabel's going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook!

Joe: Bell, no offense, but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once.

Mabel: Oh yeah? Jelly grab!

Mabel shoots her grappling hook at a jar of jelly, causing it to break and splatter jelly on the walls, a painting, porcelain angels, a cupboard, a sofa and half of Abuelita's body.

Abuelita: I vacuum the walls now.

She Starts vacuuming the wall.

Soos: So you lost the Shack. Look on the bright side, dudes! Now you get to live here with me, Soos! Hey, anyone want to play race cars? They're out of batteries but we can make pretend.

Soos spits out two pieces of food on his belly.

Soos: Would that be a new low if I ate that? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm totally eating it!

Soos eats a piece of food from his belly. Cut to Joe and Stan, who looks depressed and annoyed by their current situation and then declares...

Joe and Stan: We gotta get the Shack back.
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