The Deep End

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The episode opens on the sky, where the sun is shining, then pans down to a view of the outside of the Mystery Shack.

Toby: (On the radio) Watch out, Gravity Falls, because at 110 degrees, we're looking at the hottest day of the summer!

A squirrel runs into frame and erupts into flames. Cut to inside the Mystery Shack. Wax Stan melts, the wallpaper curls and peels off by itself, and water in the fish tank boils due to the heat. Cuts to Joe, Mabel, Dipper, Stan (holding a chocolate ice cream bucket), and Soos in the living room, having stripped down to their undergarments, not quite enjoying the heat.

Dipper: All in favor of doing nothing all day, say "ugh."

Eveyone raising their hands.

Waddles walks up to Stan's chocolate-covered mouth

Stan: I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house!

Waddles oinks and starts licking Stan's cheek, to his dismay.

Stan: You called my bluff, pig.

Toby: (On the radio) On the bright side, pun very much intended, it's opening week at the Gravity Falls Pool.

Mabel Suddenly perks up.

Mabel: Gravity Falls Pool?

Joe: Today?

Soos: Pun intended?

Stan: Quick! To the car!

Stan tries to get up, but is stuck to the floor.

Stan: Hey, kids, a little help here?

Joe, Mabel and Dipper pull out spatulas and attempt to release Stan from the floor. Soos shudders

Stan: Alright! Off to the pool!

Stan turns around, and reveals that the twins removed the wood from the floor when breaking him free. Then he goes off screen.

Toby: (On the radio) And remember to be on alert for random wildfires!

Stan: (Off screen) Wait, what?

He is heard catching on fire.

Stan: Aaaah!

Joe: He'll be fine.
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Scene shows an establishing shot of the Gravity Falls pool.

Mabel: Ah, the pool! A sparkling oasis of summer enchantment!

Stan: Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. It's like the bus, but wet.

Joe: And you ruined pools for me now.

Dipper looks at the towel Soos is holding.

Dipper: Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses?

Soos: It's best not to think about it.

Mabel: Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses! Who's that?

Mabel looks at a handsome young man whose hair is blowing in the wind

Soos: Oh, yeah. (Eats a corn chip) Word is, dude never leaves the pool. People say he's a "Mysterious loner."

He Backs away from Mabel while eating corn chips.

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