The episode opens to a bird standing on Glass Shard Beach. The bird walks off as the young Jocelyn Stan and Ford Pines run by.
Jocelyn: C'mon Ford!
Ford: Hehehehe! Wait up!
Stan: Heh! Yeah, you should keep up.
Ford: I...I can keep up!
He Peeks through some boards.
Ford: Whoa!
Stan: Neato!
Jocelyn: Jackpot!
Ford: Mysterious, boarded-up cave! It might be filled with lost prehistoric life forms or Mesoamerican gold!
Stan: Uh, ladies first.
Jocelyn: So why didn't you go then Stan?
The kids Punch each other and laugh. Ford Tries to pull a board off of the cave, but fails and falls backward
Stan: Ha ha! Good thing you've got your smarts, Poindexter. I've got the other thing. What is it called? Oh, right, punching!
He punches through a board while Jocelyn kicked through one; Stan looks at his hand, which now has splinters all over it.
Stan: Cool. Splinters!
Jocelyn: Kickass!
Ford Shines a flashlight into the cave.
Ford: Whoa, it's so creepy in here!
Jocelyn and Stan enter the cave.
Stan: Hey, don't worry, bro. Wherever we go, we go together. Don't forget to leave our names so they know who owns the place.
Ford: (Writing on the wall in marker:) Stanley and Stanford Pines.
Jocelyn: And Jocelyn Aonani!
Jocelyn, Stan and Ford Walk off, chanting.
Kids: Pines! Pines! Pines! Pines!
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Cut to the Mystery Shack in the present.
Stan: Finally! After all these long years of waiting, you're actually here! Jojo! Brother!
Jocelyn: Stan!
Ford Punches him in the face.
Stan: Oh! Ow! What the heck was that for?!
Ford: (Angrily) This was an insanely risky move – restarting the portal! Didn't you read my warnings?!
Stan: (Brushing the concerns off apathetically) Warnings, schmarnings. How's about maybe a thanks for saving you two from what appears to be, I don't know, some kind of sci-fi sideburn dimension?
Ford: (Furious) Thank you? You really think I'm gonna thank you after what you DID THIRTY YEARS AGO?!
Stan: What I did? Why, you ungrateful...
He Tries to punch him but Ford ducks and grabs him.
Jocelyn: Great Round 2 already. Close your eyes kids.
Stan: Don't expect me to go easy on you, just because you're... family.
Jocelyn grabs both Ford and Stan banging their heads together and slams both twins to the ground.
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
